Noah Pires
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AJ Hawk with another dominant performance in this one. In 3 minutes and 22 seconds he put up...
- 4 words 🔥
- 1 incoherent mumble 🔥
- 1 silent chuckle 🔥
- 3 smirks 🔥
- 1 head shake 🔥
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Calvin Ridley and Kayshon Boutte cooking up parlays in the Patriots locker room
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"David Montgomery is going to keep Jahmyr Gibbs off the field all season because of his pass-blocking prowess"
David Montgomery:
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Building the Perfect Wide Receiver
Hands - Puka Nacua
Route Running - Puka Nacua
Release - Puka Nacua
YAC - Puka Nacua
Speed - Puka Nacua
IQ - Puka Nacua
Blocking - Puka Nacua
Strength - Puka Nacua
Toughness - Puka Nacua
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"Buy Bijan Robinson, he has the easiest playoff strength of schedule 🔥 "
Bijan had 8 touches for 14 yards and a fumble against the Panthers.
James Cook has 221 yards and 2 TDs against the Dallas Cowboys.
Nobody knowns anything.
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Najee Harris:
202 carries
801 rushing yards
Travis Etienne:
235 carries
849 rushing yards
One is "washed" and inefficient while the other is "electric" and "explosive"
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*christian mccaffrey makes one hard cut next week*
his hamstring:
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all the people who said to sit saquon barkley are awfully quiet rn...currently RB3 on the week
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idc what you think, this man is NOT better than Julio Jones
Top 35
#NFL
wide receivers of all time:
1) Jerry Rice
2) Randy Moss
3) Antonio Brown
4) Terrell Owens
5) Calvin Johnson
6) Marvin Harrison
7) Larry Fitzgerald
8) Don Hutson
9) Julio Jones
10) Steve Largent
11) Lance Alworth
12) Don Maynard
13) Tim Brown
14) Cris Carter
15)…
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D.K. Metcalf being a good receiver makes literally zero sense to me. Sure he’s tall, fast, physical, has a 40 inch vertical, good hands, and a high football IQ, but he can’t turn around three cones in 7.5 seconds.
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this is the face of a man ready to make ken walker irrelevant
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PUKA!!!!! PUKA!!!!! GET OUT OF THERE PUKA!!!!
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manually adjusted d'andre swift's fantasy points in my home league
gave him an additional 12.2 fantasy points for the 2 goal line touchdowns he deserved
league mates are mad. not my fault i draft well
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After week 3, I traded away Brandon Aiyuk and Gabe Davis for Calvin Ridley.
My league was up in arms saying I was comprising the integrity of the league for making a deal like that. Was one vote short of it being vetoed.
1. Vetoes are dumb
2. I wish it was vetoed
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@DevyCooked
Actual Stats for these stretches
Herbert
2886 total yards
25 TD
6 int
Stroud
3398 total yards
22 TD
5 int
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Odell open 30 yards down the field
Jarvis and Hooper over the middle
Hunt open in the flat
Baker:
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*Aaron Rodgers drops back ONE time in Week 15*
His Achilles:
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Jayden Reed reminds me a ton of rookie year Amon-Ra St. Brown.
Will look to draft him everywhere I can in Rounds 5-6 next year.
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saw someone say najee harris looks like anne hathaway and i havent been the same since
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Zach Wilson and Michael Penix both got to college in 2018.
Wilson's NFL career is over, while Penix's has yet to begin.
Wild.
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*Keenan Allen and Hunter Henry wide open over the middle*
Philip Rivers: “Fuck it the DB is down there somewhere”
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Melvin Gordon trying to be the first player in NFL history to fumble on every AFC West team
Transaction alert: Melvin Gordon expected to sign with Chiefs' practice squad.
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ive come to realize the less research u do, the better u become at fantasy football
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Fantasy analysts will spend 80 hours a week deciphering game trends and coaching decisions just for a team to fuck up and put in a 3rd string RB on 4th and Goal by accident with the game on the line
“He hit that b**** so hard” 😂
Amon-Ra reveals Craig Reynolds was on the field by mistake before his TD run and made the most of it 💪
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If I were drafting for 2024 today, my top 12 RBs would be
1. Christian McCaffrey
2. Jahmyr Gibbs
3. Breece Hall
4. Kyren Williams
5. Bijan Robinson
6. Saquon Barkley
7. Jonathan Taylor
8. Travis Etienne
9. Rachaad White
10. De'Von Achane
11. James Cook
12. Kenneth Walker
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calvin ridley is set up perfectly to bet on himself to win comeback player of the year
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bryce love couldnt beat out cmc in college and u expect me to believe he's going to take the job from peyton barber?
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remember when all the draft analysts said josh jacobs couldnt hit a hole
23-Year-Old Raiders RB Josh Jacobs Accused of Having 8 Kids By 8 Different Women With a 9th on The Way; Photos of All The ALLEGED Baby Mamas (Pics-IG) via
@samuelenoku
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BREAKING: Mac Jones' 4,500 yard 41 TD season has now been offset by 4 overthrows during his Pro Day. More to come later.
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NFL Comparisons
Caleb Williams - Zach Wilson
Drake Maye - what NYG thought DJ was
Jayden Daniels - Fast Marcus Mariota
Michael Penix - Geno Smith
Bo Nix - Slow Marcus Mariota
JJ McCarthy - Desmond Ridder
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@Sherman_FFB
resemblance shown here
saw someone say najee harris looks like anne hathaway and i havent been the same since
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Puka Nacua should be a first round pick in fantasy next year, but won't be because he wasn't a generational prospect.
96 receptions
1,397 total yards
5 touchdowns
through 15 weeks is unreal.
Brock Purdy of WRs.
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2 months from now when Nelson Agholor is the only player not on the COVID list because he cant catch anything
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everyone calling zion williamson a bust doesn't realize that making 30 million in three years, having access to unlimited soul food, and not having to play for the Pelicans makes for probably a top five career of all time
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Tony Pollard is doing his best Lamar Miller impression.
Efficient part-time RB becomes starter and looks ~pretty~ bad.
6 broken tackles on 77 carries, not the elite passing game usage we hoped for, and 4.1 yards per touch down from 5.74 career average.
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i just called philly pd and asked if an nfl player murdered someone and they told me in confidence that no, d'andre swift is innocent and will score approximately 217 fantasy points this year
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the answer to the CEH vs Jonathan Taylor debates was D'Andre Swift all along
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Upside Comparisons for the 2023 WR Class
Jayden Reed --- Amon-Ra St. Brown
Rashee Rice --- Deebo Samuel
Zay Flowers --- Antonio Brown
Jordan Addison --- Calvin Ridley
Tank Dell --- TY Hilton
Jaxon Smith-Njigba --- Cecil Shorts
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unseasoned chicken breast tastes like what drafting david montgomery feels like
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*Jared Goff progressing through his reads*
“Kupp looks pretty open, only a linebacker on him”
“Hmm, nobody’s covering Higbee”
“Gurley, what are you doing with all that open grass around you?”
“Oh shit, is that Cooks? There’s three guys on him. Fuck it he’ll catch this”
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cam akers being a good runningback makes zero sense. sure he's fast, strong, has good vision, can catch passes, and can pass block, but he only averaged 5.0 ypc behind the worst o-line in college football
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"so i was in round 5 and I STILL hadn't taken a running back"
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DK Metcalf profile
PROS
• 6'3" 230 lbs
• 4.33 speed
• 40 inch vertical
• productive in SEC
• NFL pedigree
CONS
• below average 3 cone
scouts:
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Trevor Lawrence is in a division with 2 rookies and Gardner Minshew at QB and isn't going to make the playoffs.
The most overrated QB of ALL TIME.
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aaron rodgers is praised for finishing in 37 seconds but when i do it im called selfish
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my dad just drafted aj green ahead of aj brown
i am taking applications for a new father
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deshaun watson lost both deandre hopkins and will fuller in the span of about 7 months
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Travis Kelce is absolutely washed and still put up 984 yards.
Gronk hit that number in just 4 of 11 seasons.
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nobody:
sean payton on 3rd and short with Alvin Kamara and Latavius Murray at his disposal:
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Surprised Jonathan Taylor was able to run the 40 after all the touches he had at Wisconsin
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as commissioner of my home league, I decided to negate gabe davis' touchdown.
tough call, but I want my friends to understand that blown coverages are not predictable and he will regress.
easier if they just accept it now
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kadarius toney went through the entire obj career arc in the span of 5 weeks
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tyrod taylor literally got stabbed in the lung last year and i still think being the starting qb for the texans is a worse situation
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Breece Hall did nothing beyond what everyone expected and went from the best back in a bad class to now being compared to Jonathan Taylor
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Practicing picking up Gatorade cups on the sideline
Justin Fields is ALWAYS working.
Best is yet to come 🤩
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as an MD, i can confidently say that there is between a 0 and 100% chance that dalvin cook and deandre hopkins play this week. if neither suit up, then id imagine they dont play
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i am proud to announce that after four years of creating content and tweeting into the void, i have accepted a social media position with
@UnderdogFantasy
(just @'d my future self because we only subtweet fake doctors)
thanks to everyone for supporting me through it all
love u
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why is it assumed that jonathan taylor immediately supplants 24 year old, 1,091 yard rusher marlon mack but j.k. dobbins has to play second fiddle to 30 year old, 1,018 yard rusher mark ingram
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Austin Ekeler playing "pissed off"
179 carries for 628 yards 🔥
3.5 yards per carry 🔥
3.0 YPC since December 🔥
5 fumbles 🔥
37 podcast episodes 🔥
Get this man off my team 😤
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anthony lynn: has the rookie of the year and a pro bowl WR
also anthony lynn in any clutch situation:
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bobby sylvester in women's twitter dm's talking about what he's planning on doing to them....you worried about the wrong fantasy bro
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DeAndre Hopkins is gonna catch 120 balls for 1,500 yards and no one cares because he isn't 23 years old anymore
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0-7 Christian McCaffrey owners when they heard he was at practice today
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if you combined the skillset of ronald jones and clyde edwards-helaire, you'd get darrel williams
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kerryon johnson is going to have the same career arc as dalvin cook and make us all look like idiots isnt he
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