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            @NoCentsComedy
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              True. Real. Everlasting. Hungriest comedian in the game! I'm just being serious.
              
              Columbia, SC
            
            
              
              Joined August 2009
            
            
           Dudes be saying they're celibate, when really they just can't get a bit. 
          
                
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             Just watched @MarlonWayans new special. 6. Your mom made 6 legendary comedians. Amazing special. 
          
                
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             Kendrick this, Drake that. Chris Brown vs Quavo. I don't care about them. I wanna see Taylor Swift throw shots at Joni Mitchell. 
          
                
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             Your carrier might be down, but Nikki Haley gonna send them text messages 
          
                
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             Johnathan Majors is the real-life Hancock. She was Mary. That's why she ran so fast in heels. 
          
                
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             As a child, Katt Williams read 3000 books in a year. All nonfiction. I bet he got so many personal pan pizzas. 
          
                
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             My sister just exclaimed to me "I don't know what anything costs!" #GirlMath
          
          
                
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             Y'all be having sex with dudes who think "water is nasty" and that's why your coochie itch. 
          
                
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             White roommate has a family lunch for her dad's birthday. I'm the only black person. 10 of us. 9 people didn't wash their hands since entering the house, which contains 4 dogs and 1 toddler. One of them didn't eat. This is why I always fix my plate first. 
          
                
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             And for the next 20 years, anytime Dana White's name comes up, I'm gonna mention, "you know he beats women?" just like y'all do Chris Brown! 
          
                
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             Mary: "Oh, God!" Joseph: "You're really gonna bring your baby daddy up right now?!" 
          
                
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             Watching how these niggas give Kanye and R. Kelly more grace than they give Meg says alot about the plight of black women. 
          
                
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             How we mad at Jews, but Drake got the no.1 rap album in the country? 
          
                
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