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True. Real. Everlasting. Hungriest comedian in the game! I'm just being serious.

Columbia, SC
Joined August 2009
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1 year
Dudes be saying they're celibate, when really they just can't get a bit.
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Just watched @MarlonWayans new special. 6. Your mom made 6 legendary comedians. Amazing special.
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2 years
Kendrick this, Drake that. Chris Brown vs Quavo. I don't care about them. I wanna see Taylor Swift throw shots at Joni Mitchell.
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2 years
Your carrier might be down, but Nikki Haley gonna send them text messages
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2 years
You ever was like "Sike! Never mind."?
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Johnathan Majors is the real-life Hancock. She was Mary. That's why she ran so fast in heels.
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As a child, Katt Williams read 3000 books in a year. All nonfiction. I bet he got so many personal pan pizzas.
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Cardi B single. And me, just out here with no damn chance. 😂😂
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2 years
My sister just exclaimed to me "I don't know what anything costs!" #GirlMath
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Y'all be having sex with dudes who think "water is nasty" and that's why your coochie itch.
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3 years
White roommate has a family lunch for her dad's birthday. I'm the only black person. 10 of us. 9 people didn't wash their hands since entering the house, which contains 4 dogs and 1 toddler. One of them didn't eat. This is why I always fix my plate first.
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3 years
I can't wait to see this!
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3 years
Issa meme, Mario! 🤷🏾‍♂️
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3 years
And for the next 20 years, anytime Dana White's name comes up, I'm gonna mention, "you know he beats women?" just like y'all do Chris Brown!
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3 years
Mary: "Oh, God!" Joseph: "You're really gonna bring your baby daddy up right now?!"
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3 years
Watching how these niggas give Kanye and R. Kelly more grace than they give Meg says alot about the plight of black women.
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3 years
How we mad at Jews, but Drake got the no.1 rap album in the country?
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Kanye got black people not going to the polls. I give up.
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