Nita Kewl
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From the Balance Sheet of charismatic experiences to the P/L of soulful love- Chartered Accountant.Ex Banker, Treasurer, Project Mg Asst Dir, StkMkt Enthusiast
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The climate was 10 deg when we started the 6.4 km climb to Tigers Nest Bhutan. Then it rained after reaching Tatshangh cafe Towards the end it became sunny. This cold rain n Sun led to RAINBOW 🌈
Memorable hypnotic experience of 9 hours of continuous trekking.
#Bhutandiaries
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This is where there is a thin line of difference between Entertainment and Tragedy
Bandra bandstand. Be careful everyone while going to such places.
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"You are a CA? You don't look like one!"
"What am I supposed to look like a bloody bounced cheque, dharti pe liability, paidaishi bad debts, insolvent aurat, or a scrutiny assessment under section of income tax act 😛"
"You are a Punjabi? You don't look like one!"
"What am I supposed to look like… *Begin and end every sentence with BC* or "Between the middle of conversation, start doing Bhangra?"
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Punjabi songs are noise & headache.
Feel free to disagree & disown me.
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A hard hitting gyaan:
When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver. When a woman drinks, it is said to damage her character. I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character
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Hold it! I did not get ticket to Melbourne - Australia for today's India vs Pak
But at least I can travel to Goa for a mini vacation. yay !!
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Day 1
Visit to Malpe Beach - St Mary's Island & Kapu Beach.
#Udupi
#Karnataka
#MemoriesBeyondHorizon
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Weight should be like virginity. Once you loose it you cannot get it back.
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Today's 14 year olds have relationship stress
When I was that age we used to ring the door bell of neighbours n run away 🤣
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Some Snippets from my vist to Rameshwaram
RAM SETU DHANUSHKODI
#RAMESHWARAM
Floating
Jyotirlinga
Ghost Village
Dead end Dhanushkodi - Sri Lanka
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Friend 1 : Bhai tune iPhone 13 le liya?
Friend 2: Na Bhai, Motorcycle Kharid liya hai...
jisse baat karni hoti hai, uske ghar Jake hi baat kar aata hu,
sasta padta hai
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Train n bus are a Stop Gap arrangement because I have a permanent solution 😁
This is the 4th car of my life bought from my earnings all by the Grace of Bajrangbali ji 🙏 on a Shanivaar
#hyundaiVenue
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Do I look the same?? Any resemblance? Let me know 😄
ME AS A KID. ME NOW
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Monday afternoon pensive no mood to work
Feeling sleepy lazy n jhalli
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This is an advice from the Pakistani Speaker, a "must listen" if You want to remain Covid-19 free......
#wa
🤣
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Log covishield aur covaxin me aise choice kar rahe hai jaise coke ya pepsi ho.
Bhai jo milti hai lagwa do virus mitana hai tumhari pyas nahi.
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@theskindoctor13
@Being_Humor
@OfficeOfRG
@divyaspandana
He is talking about no confidence motion when sensex has fallen just 800 points. Why didn't he open his mouth when sensex was scaling new and higher peaks after peaks, 35-36k which would have never happened during their term.
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Do you remember doing this as a kid ??
I dunk it in curd n eat it now also !!
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#DoctorG
⭐⭐⭐💫 Finally!! one good hindi movie script
New broad minded, heart warming perspectives wrapped with morality & acceptability in today's times I enjoyed it overall.
Great work by
@ayushmannk
@Rakulpreet
@ShefaliShah
& sheeba chadda Surely can be seen on big screen
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The country belongs to two people only :
1) Sita’s husband..
And
2) Nita's husband..
Unfortunately I am not that Nita 🤪🙄😒😕😳🥺😭😆😆😆
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A leopard entered into a distillery & drank the brew. After that he forgot that he was a leopard. The villagers escorted him to the forest
Living example that Alcohol makes us polite, humble, civilised & well mannered ! 😊😄😜
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Popular ka Filter Coffee has no match☺️
Beats all the star bucks of the world.
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If you love someone let them go.
With petrol at Rs 91.75 per litre how far they will go.
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How many are looking only at the laddoos ??
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Every monsoon in Mumbai you are forcefully reminded why BMC has both BC and MC in its name.
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Beware
#TikTok
users. This is owned by a Chinese company and all your personal data is passed to china which is a major security breach. I myself never installed it in the very first place.
Uninstall it immediately. Save urself.
#BanTikTokInIndia
#stopusingtiktok
@PMOIndia
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When I text you means I miss you and when I don't text you means I m waiting for you to miss me.
#TuesdayThoughts
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My new NEST, My new ABODE for next few years.
Hope it remains auspicious and lucky for me and my family.
Om Shree Ganeshay Namah 🙏
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Cleared CA in first attempt within one year of my B Com graduation at the age of 21.
Started CA foundation after 12 th HSC board.
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Sirf mobile ko pata hota hai uske Malik ka character kaisa hai
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When u bought But u realise
IRCTC at 1700 that u bought
And today it only 5 shares
Is 4800
#irctc
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If you had to spend INR 10,0000 today, how would you spend it?
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My Appraisal time 😁
Boss: So tell me lady, on what all occasions have you realised that you have importance in Company and company cannot function without you???
Me : "Sir, whenever I asked for a leave".....😊😊😊
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Had both today 😋
Like for Retweet for
ROSOGOLLA. GULAB JAMUN
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iPhone 13 has very advanced face recognition, it looked at my face and said u can't afford it
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Dr. Reddy’s has launched a website to track the availability of Remdesivir on real-time basis across India... pls share it with people and assist people who are in need of this injection...
This website is working I have checked.
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Window seat in a near empty local train in Mumbai in Windy winter with cool breeze flowing around is rare. Lucky me.
Guess this railway station !!
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Gulab ka phool ho ya
Gende ka phool
Agar zindagi ko mehkana ho to chuno koi Phool
na ki koi fool !!
#LokSabha2024Elections
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I m not a mom and I don't use santoor.
But she is my niece and is like my daughter. She calls me "DIDI"
♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
#SantoorMomsTwitter
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Friend : You drink regularly or occassionally
Me : I drink occasionally but the occasion comes regularly.
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Koi Na Janat Hai Jag me Kapi. Sankat Mochan Naam Tiharo.
Jai bajrangbali 🙏
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@NathuramGodse39
@theskindoctor13
@Being_Humor
@OfficeOfRG
@divyaspandana
What benefit u got during Congress term ?
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India has 2 types of Agarbatti🥢
1. For the Gods
2. For the mosquitoes
However, God doesn't appear and mosquitoes don't disappear !!
😄
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Aao behen raksha Bandhan manaye
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The west created mother's day. In India not a single day can be imagined without mother.
Mother's Day is for US when they go to oldage home to see her Thats why its on Sunday.
For Indians, HOME is where Mother is..And for us every day is Mother's day
#WhatsApp
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*Attendance in JNU*
Teacher : Roll No.1
Roll No.1: Attendance HARAM hai. Uspe FATWA lagni chahiye.
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Shree Hanumanji ke 48 swaroop ke darshan kijiye 🙏🙏
Prarthna kijiye ki sab swasth rahe aur jald hi is beemari se duniya ko rahat mile
Jai bajrangbali 🙏
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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Our maidservant today informed that a new virus from South Africa named AMIRKHAN has arrived! I had to do lot of convincing to tell her that the actual name was Omicron!
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Sindhi Sunday breakfast
Home made Dal pakwan ♥️♥️. It's lob ♥️♥️
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If William Shakespeare was a Chartered Account he would quote
" What's in a name"
~ CA William Shakespeare
HAPPY CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS DAY
#CharteredAccountantsDay
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Amir Khan divorced second wife after 15 years. He divorced his first wife after 15 years. Samaj mein nahi aata sala shadi hai ya PPF Account.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#wa
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They say when I smile I don't open my eyes and don't show my teeth.
Made efforts to keep my 👀 wide open and shown my eeeeeeeee!!!
#NewProfilePic
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India me sirf e mail bhejne se kaam nahi chalta.
Call karke batana padta hai mail bheja hai check kar lena
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*Sense of responsibility of Sindhis*
A man goes to a library in Ulhasnagar and asks for a book on 'Suicide'.
Sindhi Librarian looks straight into his eyes and asks: _Baba, book wapas kaun karega?_😂
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When you plan to go for a morning walk and it starts raining again!
#MumbaiRains
It's November not July 😭
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A practical advice:
If all toilets in your house are occupied and you are waiting for one to be free,
switch off wi-fi.
😊
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Choose your favourite with Sunday Morning Chai
Like for Jim Jam
Retweet for Bourbon
😋😋😋😋😋
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Finally after 2 years dared to get a haircut 💇♀️
BEFORE. AFTER.
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Kwality Walls, Vadilal, Havmor and few other brands don't use Pure Milk, they use Refined Palm (vegetable) Oil for their ice cream which is not good for health.
We eat thinking it's an Ice Cream made of pure milk it effectively is Frozen Dessert not Ice Cream.
FYI....
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Aur lagao FOGG ka advertisement
Fog aa gaya stadium me 👻
Enjoying my limbu pani , cheers !!
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I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
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I don't understand the hype around Rajma Chawal. Never found it that great Period.
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I paid One lakh ninety two thousand for this restaurant bill in two notes of Rs 1 lakh each/-
This is real money of Indonesia 😋
#MyRahulBoseMoment
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