NikkiMacncheese
@NikkiMacCallum
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Author, comic, speaker, aggressive bath taker
NYC
Joined August 2009
In honor of salons reopening here’s a look at my hair care in quarantine. @madisonreedllb Full video can be seen at https://t.co/yOyeS1b0NJ
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I won my office’s ugly sweater contest. I didn’t know there was a contest, I just put on my favorite sweater and went to work. #holidays #uglysweater #winning
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Get tix to see @Subhah @Alingon @JoshAdamMeyers @CarmenLagala @NikkiMacCallum & more tonight on our 10:15PM! https://t.co/B7kn78NRlN
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Wondering what to do in the East Village? Our New York stand up comedy showcase is one of the most fun things to do on a weeknight! From a casual date night to a spontaneous friends night out, you...
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Do you ever throw stale cool ranch Doritos in the trash so you won’t eat the rest of the bag and then five hours later eat them out of the trash? Asking for a friend.
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I was always sure I wanted kids until it was time to have kids and seeing my friends go through it it makes me think I might want to adopt. A highway.
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My favorite thing about Panera is in a city it’s fast food but in a suburb it’s fine dining.
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I don’t understand mini soda cans. They’re the thimbles of soda cans. When I hold one I don’t know whether to drink it or play monopoly.
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The best part about eating dinner in the bathtub is that there are no dishes in the sink.
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Any religious folks out there have a good recipe for Holy Guacamole??
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Remember that question “where do you see yourself in ten years?”.......
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A homeless man just called me a C... but he was wearing a mask so I gave him money
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The zipper just broke on the only pants that still fit me ... or so I thought #2020
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I was freaking out about a big work presentation today then I looked at my screen and realized I was presenting to three cats. #2020
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Making my 2020 dreams come true by eating penne alla vodka for breakfast
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I thought we’d all silently agreed to gain weight during Covid and it now seems that is not the case...I can’t wait for gyms to reopen. Not for me. But for the people who have been secretly exercising and are now doing their cross fit next to my half-ass workouts in my park.
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Calling all #womeninediscovery! Register now for a #webinar on Wed, July 29 at 1 PM ET on Women in Legal Operations & Technology featuring panelists @Chi_from_afar from @RelativityHQ, @NikkiMacCallum from @lhediscovery and more! Spread the word!
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