Nick August
@NickAugust_
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Writer. Editor. Dirty white boy.
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Joined May 2024
A good time always.
A Habit of Words #1: Rian Stone . Writing, Reading, Drinking and wearing sunglasses inside (nerds). 🥃. @NickAugust_ @MrRianStone.
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Join @MrRianStone and me tomorrow at 11 PM Eastern time for a talk about writing, and books, and, you know, stuff.
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RT @CharlieWinkle1: @PenicillinMag The only reason I didn't send in a diary entry this week was because you said that the inimitable @NickA….
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“I shook my head. That’s just what they want you to think, I said. They’re just setting y’all up for world money and poetry readings. Poetry? he said. Forget all about it, I told him. You don’t even wanna know.”.
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A Quick Stop at Waffle House. If you enjoyed “A Quick Stop at Buc-ees”.Or maybe even if you didn’t.
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RT @seagertp: +500 ng/dL in just 6 weeks from cold plunge therapy, no other changes. What might that do for your marriage?.
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Hit it with a stick knock it to the ground stomp it with my boot then go eat some soup, maybe some beef jerky.
What would you do if you walked outside and saw this thing?
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RT @BucketOnHeadNow: @NickAugust_ Sar please join my grift for free instruction on bobs and vagene.
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RT @MrRianStone: You don't, you never did. you need government permission to enjoy tax benefits etc. Welcome to the redpill, hope you enjo….
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Lol and I ain't even that smort. Running circles against the thought leaders here tho
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Remember kids, Overthinking is just the devil using you as his Fleshlight. (every now and then, I like to throw a little something in for the theists). Until next time….
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I post from here.
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Guy rides into crowded urban plaza on a screaming Kawasaki during brunch, cuts off hipsters’ man buns for culturally appropriating feudal Japanese warrior hairstyles, then rides off leaving terror and chaos in his wake?. Even I know that’s funny.
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Married men live longer because there’s usually someone there to dial 911.
Married men live longer and have lower risks of depression, heart disease, and suicide. They’re happier and earn 10-40% more than their single counterparts. Men with daughters, specifically, are also healthier than those without. It’s a feature. Not a bug.
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