Nicholas Dominic Furrington-Smythe🫐 & Kevin T.
@Nicholasdf_s
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I’m Nicholas Dominic Furrington-Smythe, cousin of Toddy K. Furrington educated at U.O.L . loves chocolate, cake, ice cream & fish & chips.
North West, England
Joined May 2022
Please don’t take anything I put on here too seriously, I just have a warped sense of humour
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BREAKING NEWS; The PM has been reported Missing police have stated they won’t be looking for him & If any officer comes across him he will be persuaded to ‘Remain Missing’ a Photo @Keir_Starmer has bn sent to all police forces with words ‘NOT WANTED’👇🤷♂️ https://t.co/BDUdroVwQk
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Council looking after the community with left over funds from cycle lanes 🤣😂
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K: Wife: I’m pregnant. Dad: Hi pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
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@pissedbear this means YOU
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N: As a married man, I have two missions in life. To calm my wife down when she's mad and to make her mad when she's calm.
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N: When my daughter was 7 years-old she once interrupted a bedtime story to tell me, "In a pie-eating contest, it doesn't matter if you win or lose because you get to eat pie." I think about that a lot.
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K: Me, chatting to a girl at the bar, " I was a musician on a cruise ship." Her, " P & O?" Me, " No, guitar."
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K: Me: I’m terrified of random letters Therapist: You are? Me: (screams) Therapist: I see Me: (scream intensifies)
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N: How stupid can DPD be they have my parcel before they are expecting it . Look at the timings
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N: When travelling to the north of Scotland, one does have to be a bit wary of the locals at times…
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