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Chelsea are monitoring the situation….
Mickey Mouse could soon leave Disney as 95-year copyright expiry nears
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Could you do me a favour if you read this and pray (if it’s your thing) or just think positive thoughts for Frankie Rice, who’s currently in intensive care fighting pneumonia. My little brother. He can beat this, but he needs all the help he can get. Evening BTW x
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Roman Abramovich has not only written off £1.6bn of his own money, but he’s also built in clauses where the new owners have to invest £1.75bn on top of the sale price AND can’t take any money out of the club for a decade. He’s had everybody’s pants down again. What a bloke!
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Imagine trying to enjoy a quiet pint and all you can hear is this. Fuck off mate.
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Is this a new thing on BT Sport where they show a graphic of how many European Cups each team has?
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Chelsea have won the exact same amount of titles, Champions leagues and FA cups as Liverpool have in the time that Jurgen Klopp has been their manager. Plus Chelsea have a Europa League title (Liverpool’s Klopp lost in the final to Sevilla)
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Can’t win a European cup , when you don’t play a holding midfielder. 🤷♂️🧠
Can’t have an unhappy striker, when you don’t have a striker. 🤷♂️🧠
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Hopefully when they ban Abramovich from owning Chelsea we get taken over by a consortium with close ties to a country’s leaders with an impeccable human rights record such as Manchester City or Newcastle.
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Jack Wilshere’s record at Stamford Bridge (all clubs)
P 6 W0 D1 L5 GF 1 GA 10
Yes it’s fair to say it was a real fortress for Jack.
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Some people think the most iconic England picture in World Cup history is Pele and Moore swapping shirts...others think it’s Maradona punching the ball in...no, it’s this. An England fan in Chelsea shorts in 100 degree heat at midday walloping a journalist. Lovely stuff.
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Marcos Alonso was really good today. I know that’ll upset a few weird Chelsea fans but he was really good.
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When you think about it, we took Leicester’s champions league spot, and it turned out we didn’t need it. What a shame.
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Right. City win the league, Madrid win in Paris, we beat Liverpool. That is a well acceptable scenario.
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If you give Tottenham maximum points for every game he missed then Chelsea would still be top. So that's what would've happened.
FT: 1-6. Imagine what might have happened had
#thfc
had Kane available for the whole season.
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Thiago Silva is probably Chelsea’s best ever centre half that doesn’t have an unhealthy obsession with cartoon apes.
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Gentle reminder that he lost the biggest game he ever played against Chelsea and was SO inconsolable that he had to be helped off the pitch and never played again.
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Wonder if the idiot pundits will refer to Mason Mount as Mason Greenwood by accident now like they do when they call Mendy ‘Benjamin’?
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Suppose it’s quite fitting that David Luiz is announced as an Arsenal player on a Thursday night at 8pm as that’s when he’s going to be playing quite a bit of his football.
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A sixteen stone Eden Hazard is better than Ziyech, Pulisic and Alan Hudson O’Doi combined by the way.
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Chelsea sacked this bloke for coming second to Alex Ferguson’s Man United by the way.
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Best fans in the world yeah? Leaving while the game is going on when your team needs you the most yeah? Ok
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👏Titles won in the last 100 games
- Tottenham: 0
- Man City: 0
- Chelsea: 2
- Man United: 0
- Liverpool: 0
👏 Points in the last 100 PL games…
- Tottenham: 203
- Man City: 200
- Chelsea: 193
- Man Utd: 182
- Liverpool: 173
#TOTLIV
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It’s weird how only fans of teams that have never won the Club World Cup say it doesn’t matter. Can’t think why.
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The moment they qualified for the 2012/13 Europa League
What is the most beautiful photo in the history of Tottenham Hotspur? 📸
Drop the most iconic snap below 👇
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This was such a happy time watching Chelsea.
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Todd Boehly has got just about every decision he’s made wrong since taking over. That takes some doing.
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@JudeChels
It’s like McDonalds. Everybody slags it off yet there’s a queue in every single one you’ve ever been in.
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Cesar Azpilicueta’s family are all Leeds supporters and his Dad and Uncle are actually in the crowd here abusing him.
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I hope if Chelsea sign Haaland he isn’t a massive disappointment. I remember last year with the Havertz signing, it went on all summer, then he finishes the season only scoring one goal in Europe.
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“Yeah that’s right, all the lads want one can you get any more? The design? It’s the one of the Chelsea player getting his hair pulled in that game we drew, yeah no she still won’t let me see the kids”
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Kante when he’s being substituted on 65 minutes and then sees it’s Saul coming on.
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This is unforgivable. Playing for penalties is what you do if you’ve had a player sent off playing against a much better side. Liverpool had six players on the pitch I’ve never heard of. You’re a disgrace mate.
Mauricio Pochettino admits that
#Chelsea
were playing for penalties in the second half of extra time. 😬
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Having seen them live for the first time I can now say this is my favourite Chelsea team for a long time. Can’t wait to go back. YES!
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Man City could win 50-0 tomorrow and they STILL would never have been European champions hahaha
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Chelsea owe it to the entire footballing community to win the FA Cup and nip all this talk of a quadruple in the bud. I don’t think we can handle all the slow motion montages over poetry read by Jim Royle and Craig Charles that BT will shovel down our gullets for years to come.
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Chelsea have eleven players in the UEFA champions league winners team of the year so I couldn’t give a shit to be honest. ⭐️⭐️
Harry Kane and Bruno Fernandes feature, but no
#CFC
players made it into the PFA Team of the Year
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I wish Todd Boehly and the other bloke would leave by mutual consent as well.
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This is Tottenhams most memorable season in the premier league era and probably one of Chelsea’s least memorable and yet we’ve still finished above them and won one more European trophy then they did.
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Yes you’re right. There’s no way.
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Chelsea’s 1st clean sheet at home in the champions league in over three years and yet you’re still not happy. Bed.
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Basically, we were the best team in our group, and the better team v Atletico, Porto and Real Madrid. And by far the better team tonight. In short, we thoroughly deserved to win the European Cup, and anybody who disagrees, is very wrong.
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Tonight is the first time Mason Mount has played in a league game between Chelsea and Man United that Chelsea have won.
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Nkunku looks lovely at least. He’ll obviously have that coached out of him by March.
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It’s like Reece James, Trevoh Chalobah, Mason Mount, Conor Gallagher and Armando Broja don’t play for us you silly old bastard.
"It makes no sense having an academy system where the kids aren't getting a chance to play at that level!" 👀
Tony Pulis on Chelsea's recent transfer business 🔵
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Virgil Van Dijk is undoubtably an excellent defender, but he seems to have had this aura created around him where he is above anything we’ve ever seen and mustn’t be touched and/or looked at directly in the eye by mere mortals..and he was tossed around like a rag doll last night.
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When was John Terry’s poor season again?
VVD is far better than Vidic, who was a top CB, but have you forgot his performances against Torres?
Rio & JT had poor seasons in their career like all players, VVD is having one now.
No CB in the PL era has ever had VVD’s impact on a team.
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With all due respect to Thomas Partey, he’s unlikely to win two leagues, three FA Cups, two League cups, a Europa League and a champions league in which he is man of the match.....with Arsenal mate.
Thomas Partey without Diego Simeone screaming down his neck...
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There’ll always be a debate about who’s the better defender out of Virgil Van Dijk and John Terry and having watched Van Dijk in the flesh yesterday I have to say it’s pretty even between the two.
Although that might be because John Terry is 41 and retired nearly four years ago.
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Chelsea winning at Tottenham is just the type of normality society needs to act as a catalyst to take us out of lockdown.
I think what im trying to say is Mason Mount should be Prime Minister.
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Petr Cech hasn’t saved a single penalty in his entire Arsenal career...
Alvaro Morata: hold my hairdryer....
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Arsenal signing a regista to replace a player who’s going on the register.
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The government should punish him by taking away Chelsea’s most expensive player please.
Retweet if you think Roman Abramovich should be stripped of Chelsea Football Club.
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It’s trendy to say the best keeper in the Premier league is Peter Schmeichel, David Seaman or even some absolute oddballs say Allison. But Petr Cech just has all the records is the best goalkeeper ever in the premier league and you’re wrong if you disagree.
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Hazel making her Champions League debut as a world champion…..
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Look at everyone in the away end giving a fuck about him being shit at corners...
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Whatever you think about Potter, don’t ever be influenced by some influencer telling you that your team winning is the worst type of result. The worst type of result is when you lose. This person will never understand that because he doesn’t support Chelsea.
Worst type of result this for the bigger picture, we will get a report saying they’re happy with the game and it gives him more time even though we’ve won by the skin of our teeth, I don’t see progression.
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Eduard Mendy is gonna be a champion of two continents AND the world in just over a weeks time.
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I know we’re all excited about Lampard’s return but I think it’s important to manage our expectations with regards to the upcoming season. That’s why, taking into consideration the loss of Hazard, the transfer ban, and Lampard’s inexperience, I think we’ll win the treble.
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Todd Boehly was on the pitch in the 5-0 game against Leeds in 84.
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Chelsea will win tomorrow and it won’t even be close. 4-1 I’m going with. Liverpool aren’t all that.
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Pulisic is the American footballer of the year because they’re all rubbish at football.
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A huge part of my life supporting Chelsea, a man who transformed the club, a gentleman and an absolute legend.
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Also, we’re 3/4 games away from having the Raheem Sterling conversation.
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Sack him by all means, but nothing is gonna change. This lot do not have the first clue about running a football club. I’ve no idea what their motives behind buying was, but it wasn’t to turn us into champions.
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Tottenham’s premier league record against Chelsea up until July 2003
P22 W0 D9 L13
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Supporting Chelsea is always so normal, that’s what I love about it.
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If you still think sacking Thomas Tuchel and appointing Graham Potter was the correct decision for Chelsea football club, then I’m afraid you need help.
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The last player to score a winning goal for Chelsea at Old Trafford has played for Man United for over 8 years.
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I’ve never seen a tv channel read the room worse than BT and Sky do when it comes to Liverpool. They’re absolutely convinced everybody loves them.
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@ChelseaFC
can you all wish Hazel Rice a happy 8th birthday today please? She was meant to be there at the game today but has to isolate and she’s a bit sad but it’s cheered her up getting new boots and a CL medal 😃
@masonmount_10
@reecejames_24
@BenChilwell
@JohnTerry26
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On a side note, Chelsea let Olivier Giroud go for free and bought Romelu Lukaku for one hundred million pounds in the same month.
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Every time in the Premier League era that Chelsea have drawn 1-1 with Burnley they’ve gone into win the title that season.
#KennethFacts
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There’s only one club stupid enough to pay £110m for Lukaku, £80m for Jorginho and £45m for Ross Barkley abs sadly that’s the club that already own them.
Ideal Chelsea summer:
OUT:
Lukaku £110m
Werner £70m
Alonso £40m
Kepa £50m
Emerson £30m
Bakayoko £45m
Barkley £35m
Jorginho £80m
IN:
Mbappe FREE
Kane £60m
Dembele FREE
Pogba FREE
Tchouameni £15m
Kounde £25m
Cucurella £15m
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I’m telling you I’ve been watching this lot 33 years and the only time I’ve been this excited about a Chelsea team was the mid 90s when we were signing Gullit, Zola and that lot. The good times are on the way and I’ll be there to see it. Proper buzzing 😀
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Since Mason Mount had his hair cut by an 8 year old blind kid using a blunt spoon, Chelsea have averaged 3.67 goals per game with Mount averaging 1.33 goals per game and 1 assist per game.
#KennyFacts
#Hair
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It’s mad that if we lose our wingbacks these days it’s basically a reason to plummet down the table but just five years ago it was Victor Moses and Marcos Alonso playing there and we pissed the league.
Take me back to when we outclassed Guardiola's City with fluid counter-attacking football 😮💨💙
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He’s left his bottle cap on his coke. Hope he was removed.
This is what it's all about. Proud dad moment. My little freddie seeing goodison for the first time 💙💙
@everton
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He’s not dead mate.
Friday night in the 5th minute a round of applause for J5? ❤️🕊️
#ThankyouJorgi
@ChelseaFC
@ChelseaSTrust
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Chelsea score so BT show Liverpool fans celebrating. Makes sense. Not like it’s a vital game for Chelsea or anything.
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Fulham fans: Chelsea Sunday, hate them cunts more than anyone, fucking rentboys (?!) scum.
Chelsea fans: I hope Fulham get promoted and we play them in the spring or summer, it’s always a lovely day out.
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City won the last 4/5 titles and have already strengthened by signing the most exciting centre forward in Europe for next year. The last two titles we won we followed up by signing Baba Rahman, Michael Hector and Danny Drinkwater.
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Me and Frank have decided to watch the game again this morning 😃 cheers for that lads
@ChelseaFC
@kaihavertz29
@sterling7
@ReeceJames
@BenChilwell
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I reckon pound for pound this was my single greatest moment of any game I’ve ever been at.
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