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The leading publication for satire on the New World Order. Founded by @NoelLSpangler. 1300+ subscribers on Substack. 👉 Sign up: https://t.co/2u5fQLoTgD
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Joined November 2025
Trump Announces He Struck Deal With Giant Comet, Ensuring It Safely Passes Earth ----- “I’ve just made the biggest deal in the history of our solar system — quite possibly, the entire galaxy...” https://t.co/kP226e6fgn
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On Trial With A.I. In 2030 ----- A lone defendant sits in an A.I.-run courtroom, facing a large glowing monitor as she waits for the judge to begin her trial... https://t.co/nPr6zvkOEb
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We're Putting The Final Touches On Your Digital SlaveCard ----- At Global Elite Planning, LLC, we’ve built our reputation on creating unparalleled dissatisfaction and misery for the human race... https://t.co/KDgR27oJup
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Trump Gives Recommendations To The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse ----- "Let me just start by saying the four of you are really, really something. I think we can all agree that you’ve had a big, big impact on the world over the last five years." https://t.co/axJgNdHGnC
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Job Opening: Division & Chaos Lead, Global Elite Planning ----- We are currently seeking an exceptionally cold-blooded professional to help lead our rapidly growing Division & Chaos Department... https://t.co/lOkiTb1U08
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Urgent Health Alert: You’re Marinating In A Giant Toxic Soup! ----- Your Daily Holistic Scare From Dr. Alarma Twelvepenny Mercolaji https://t.co/YVX7TJPNB6
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In Defense of Sun Dimming: A New York Times Editorial By Count Dracula ----- "With solar geoengineering technology that allows us to temper the sun’s glare, we are one step closer to liberating ourselves from an unsightly orb of light..." https://t.co/frvuiRILuu
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Trump Admin Recommends Wearable Device To See Golden Age Of America ----- U.S. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has officially recommended a wearable device to help Americans who are struggling to see the Golden Age they’re living in... https://t.co/SdrPoSgqKv (satire)
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We're Rocking The Boat With Our New Yacht Club ----- A Message to America from Elon, Peter, Larry, and the rest of the Dark MAGA gang https://t.co/2DkBYGST15 (satire)
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Biometric Dating ---- A safe, low-pressure way to find a romantic partner who is not a domestic terror threat. Events are run by the National Security State and attract crowds of up to 10,000 singles per day ... https://t.co/6W6BNtlCZp
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Seashell Message From Bill Gates Causes A Stir Among Global Population ----- In a stunning display of seashells that makes the work of James Comey look like child’s play, billionaire-philanthropist Bill Gates put out a message of his own... https://t.co/x4MtDrJCBR (satire)
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A Journey Into The Real ID Twilight Zone With ChatGPT ----- It all started with a harmless question about my flight... https://t.co/z6HYNE6mIH
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Famous Artworks Retitled By The World Economic Forum ----- As part of its global ‘Art Reset’ program, the World Economic Forum has renamed history’s most iconic paintings and sculptures! Find out what your favorite masterpieces are called now ... https://t.co/DzAVsmaGZh (satire)
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Take A Moment To Complete Our Customer Dissatisfaction Survey ----- Here at Global Elite Planning, LLC, we strive to create unforgettable, worst-in-class experiences for billions of ordinary humans. That’s why your feedback is important to us. https://t.co/Lm5LyaRKVs
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Manufacturers Sue RFK Jr.’s Health Department For Discrimination Against Foods of Color https://t.co/wtF7sfgu5l
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