New Yorker Evangelion Bot
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Randomly pairs a screenshot from Neon Genesis Evangelion with a New Yorker cartoon caption. May contain graphic imagery. By @SaganYee with #CheapBotsDoneQuick
View of the World from Central Dogma
Joined June 2019
And now at this point in the meeting I'd like to shift the blame away from me and onto someone else.
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But let's not forget the roadwork, shall we?
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You certainly have a peculiar sense of humor.
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Suddenly, I have a dreadful urge to be merry.
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Aw! He's almost as cute as a dog in a snowsuit.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot about the law of the jungle—not guilty.
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What To Expect When You Were Not Expecting This
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Really, you should have taken my heart valve.
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I really appreciate this, guys. I don't know how much longer I could have taken being cooped up in my apartment.
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Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry.
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And now at this point in the meeting I'd like to shift the blame away from me and onto someone else.
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Nothing like capitalism to ruin a perfectly good summer vacation.
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It's O.K. to admit the sanctions are taking their toll.
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Well, your quantum computer is broken in every way possible simultaneously.
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He can't play this game, because I'm playing Only Child.
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Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, I find out the Knicks are playing again.
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Today I'm announcing I've decided to get out of my family so I can devote more time to politics.
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