Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade! She bugged me so I Volkswagon Bugged her.

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience. And with morning wood, a turn-on.

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents. For gross negligence.

Did you get a bowl of soup with that haircut? Or at least angelhair pasta.

Only an ass can be divided in half. Not for multiplication.

He's as sharp as a bowling ball. To be blunt.

Some experiments with consciousness use masking: a brief visual stimulus is preceded and followed by longer interfering stimuli. The nude scene in "Titanic" was a brief visual stimulus. The rest of the movie was interfering stimuli.

Though patients are still often described by the organ: I saw an incredible kidney. today Or, check out the liver to your right at 3 o'clock.

Psychophysicists The scariest people to run into in the lab.

Teenagers may approach or avoid religion as they grapple with identity. This explains the need for free snacks and foosball at church youth groups.

Reinforcers are Events that increase the probability that the response will occur again. This is why you hear about husbands doing the dishes when they want to have sex.

In the West, we have only recently encountered meditation. And we had to hear about it from The Beatles.

Anterior cingulate cortex: Ability to act, speak and think. So that's what's missing from most politicians.

'How to dismantle a nuclear bomb' Peace by peace. __ https://t.co/gSQh7fsCTU

'Animal life thriving around Fukushima' Rad. __ https://t.co/btmJxh1Mbf

'Scientists regenerate neurons in mice with spinal cord injury and optic nerve damage' Which would be great if they didn't damage it in the first place. __ https://t.co/De1dnGNmTG

'A gut-to-brain circuit drives sugar preference and may explain sugar cravings' Go with your gut, unless it says: Snickers. __ https://t.co/In5PqqheIG

'Exoplanet apparently disappears in latest Hubble observations' Did the ex exoplanet even break up through text? __ https://t.co/8wyQXDoXVs

'Global warming begets more warming, new paleoclimate study finds' The snowball effect just melted. __ https://t.co/xyU92D4aQc

'Dozens of non-oncology drugs can kill cancer cells' For today's offcology rounds. __ https://t.co/PmT5hsOeOG