Why does every "shoegaze" band in 2025 just sound like Switchfoot but if the guy couldn't sing?

Stin from Chat Pile repping KC's scene with mentions of @nightospherekc, @floodingks, @NerverKC, and others! "I really think that Kansas City might be one of the best music cities in America right now and has been for a couple years" - hell yea!

Getting home from tour to your boss being like "Glad to have you back!" Yeah that makes one of us pal.

Mississippi truck stop chicken got me paralyzed from the neck up

Our tour with @whoresbandatl starts tonight in Nashville. Bring that ass to @CobraNashville.

Drunk practice makes drunk perfect

The Bear has done more damage to the restaurant industry than covid ever could.

I'm getting Oprah rich off ringtones you stupid piece of shit

Alice In Chains Halloween cover set would go so hard

See look, another one.

The Noise Rock Now guys thought we broke up because we suck at posting. We are still a band, and when we go out, we'll take as many innocent people with us as possible.

If I was the president, and a guy has an improvisational noise project, and he shows up late to the gig, and he takes 45 minutes to set up, then I'm sorry. That's straight to the labor camp. We're melting down your pedals into an interstate high speed rail system.

Sit your ass down and listen.

Our next release should be called "Look Ma, Two Guitars!"

Learning a cover today that's gonna fuck way too big. Ya'll are not ready.

Let's hang him on television like they did Saddam.

It is time to hunt and kill Anthony Kiedis.

Nerver music video but it's just me and my disciples being incinerated by the ATF.

Nerver music video but it's just me suicide bombing the dressing rooms at Old Navy.

Imagine being a grown ass man and getting into a fight at an all ages hardcore show. Lol I know your dumb ass don't get health insurance as a tattoo apprentice.