Nigel Scott Nembaware🇿🇼🇺🇸
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Life is hard but it's harder if you are stupid. Creative Director @retouch_lab_hubzw @ScottIceyMedia263 #Photographer #Cinematographer #AutoElectricsGraduate
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How my thursday ended
l drove away to take a deep breath at my old spots & l felt welcome back home my Africa🌍 🫶🏾🌍
Motherland🖤
#sunset
#carshots
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#iphonography
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My country people 🇿🇼
Retweet if you know this place
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They say it's a toy but funny enough haundiwane pazupco plus ndeyangu handikwerete.
#Humble
beginnings
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Hanzi Enough is enough musawanzire vamwe kusvika vadeepisa kudai sooo 😂
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Waane license 🪪 yacho police yacho haitombokumise
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A girl who can't buy her own data & blame it on her boyfriend.
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Beware of this scammer Ezra Mugwagwa who says he is an house agent in Harare. Am a victim to this ,am sharing so that you don't fall in the same trap & they have to be sued.
They have a office to mislead you at Corner Jason Moyo & 1st street Globe house building 4th floor room 3
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In loving memory of my Zimbabwean salary🫡
Date given: 25 May 2022
Died: 25 May 2022
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Tiri vangani vasiya vasina kuwaridza mubhedha????
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Those girls who post varipamavacation,fancy lunch spots & clubs munoshanda nguvai chaizvo chaizvo month ichitanga ichipera??????????
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One pikicha inoitisa vavengi vako BP muZimbambwe.
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Kubhadhara rent for an inside room as a bachelor kaa ndezvekushaya.Watomwana walandlord kaaa? Kutoudzwa time yekupinda muden nekunzi varoora vawandisa mwanangu dzikama 😂😂😂
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A girlfriend with a business mindset is a blessing from God you improve your lives together.
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Pain yekusawana seat 💺 repahwindo mundege hamusi kuiziva imi 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Dorcas Moyo ane noise zvake ndabvuma🙌🏾😂🙌🏾
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The disrespect behind an random incoming video call.
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Am now left with airpods munzeve chete phone yaenda.
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My mom❤️
Quote this tweet with a picture of you and your bestfriend🫂
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Unokwanisa kufa usina mota neimba muZimbabwe sekuseka soooo....
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People who borrow your car & want to put $5 fuel ⛽️ in Zimbabwe.Hazviko izvozvo 🚮
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This old man came & stole the receptionist handbag at my office & got away with it.
Help me locate this guy
@PoliceZimbabwe
Beware of this guy he is a thief
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Musikana asina mari ane kamwe kakubhohwa soooo.
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l suggest Zimbabweans who work & stay abroad to work really hard or invest back home.Fair fair asina chainacho kunoku kuZim akadzoka anofa life yacho hamungamboigone idi kudai
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Words people use to close the conversation in zimbabwe.
Me: Zvichaita
Whats yours??? 🌚🌚🌚
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People leaving Zimbabwe like exodus maybe am next too.
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Kushaya mari nekuita nzara the same time is a bad combination.
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Mvana is a toxic word!!!!!!!
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Add yours haa shona ma1 lol
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Kugona kutsvaga mari in Zimbabwe is an underrated life skill.
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My last relationship with this person haii 🙆🏾♂️😂🙆🏾♂️ l had to run away & tell security n receptionist not to give her permission to my office
#HarareMjolo
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An empty wallet can be misplaced easily.
Have value or else 🚮
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Dzimba dzirimo muHarare asi maagent fee achoo 🤧 iiiiiiiiii
Kuda kuita rich overnight 🚮
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Dear future wife hakuna zvemagirls night out muden mangu!
Ndatotaura sooo hatisi kurwa!
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After paying for their hairdos they still cheat you soon as they step out of the salon why?🥃🥃Women 🚮🚮🚮
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Ndakudawo musikana ane mota yake nepaden pakewo ega. Kuendeswawo out amana
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Vic falls l felt like l was in heaven when l took this picture 🌌📸🌌
Photographer:
@NembawareNigel
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A partner without an email address in this world we are living in.
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Mamwe marooro acho unotoona kuti vana ava vakutozvipinza munhamo.
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Dear future wife ari pano mombe dzakuda kuita ready manje. 💍❤️💍
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Am a photographer based in Harare Zimbabwe 🇿🇼
This is some of my work.
l plan all the shoots with the clients before the very day of shoot for good results.
Retweet if you like it my next client might be here
🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
For bookings +263 783 061 873 call or app 🤙🏾
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Do you know why they give those tiny pockets on jeans?
It is for your salary.
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These days if a woman loses orwadziwa in a relationship they fake a rape case is this okay?
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In Zimbabwe marriage is a scam especially when you make money my brother..
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Gore rakutopera wakaitei chinobatika so far wangu?
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Take my number is disrespectful after you meet up with someone you know ko iwewe chingotora yangu kaa 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Kana usina mari think of women less my brother.
Focus on you bedzi!!!
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What's the vibe with small accounts liking to tuka tuka people apa munhu aine 30 followers or less apa following 2000 plus?? Ndiudzeiwo🤦🏾♂️
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Doro rekutengerwa harinake unotanga nyaya dzekunyepa kuti uvhure cooler box utore rimwe round zvakaoma hazvo!
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Buying a car is easy but maintaining it is for giants only not the weak bones on money.
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Ndokunobva mari yangu l pikicha people for a living 🇿🇼
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Marrying munhu anorova shisha is automatically marrying a dysfunctional lung 🫁 patient in the future gara wasaver mari yacho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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As a Zimbabwean l know you wish to buy plane ticket without a return one overseas.
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Ndanyepa here???
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Ndini zvangu paHarare panotapira😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
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Ndiri mukomana wemapikicha nefirimu today ndiri musango.
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Follow me now l follow back🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
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Am a photographer based in Harare Zimbabwe 🇿🇼
This is some of my work.
l plan all the shoots with the clients before the very day of shoot for good results.
Retweet if you like it my next client might be here
🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
For bookings +263 783 061 873 call or app 🤙🏾
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Imagine getting broke just to prove that you are not broke to a broke girl.
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Chipedza flue takachibata hatichiregi 🔥🇿🇼🔥
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These endless Harare weekends entertainment plugs will make other kids broke forever.Eating seeds zvavo
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How do you go back kumba kana zverent zvakuremera zvisingasekese nevanhu?
Am here for comments 😂
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Motorists let's respect pedestrians they also have cars.
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Vakamwisa mababe doro mahara kwaburna boy mukazotizwa achiti am going kutoilet around past 9-10pm akasadzoka mamuka sei?
Ririsei dzungu???
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Am a photographer based in Harare Zimbabwe 🇿🇼
This is some of my work.
l plan all the shoots with the clients before the very day of shoot for good results.
Retweet if you like it my next client might be here
🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
For bookings +263 783 061 873 call or app 🤙🏾
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How do you approach a rich girl or woman??
Rich girls you also want average guys like us to approach you??? Help me lol
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Age 15: someday I'm going to own a Ferrari & a house on the hills. 💭
Age 20: maybe I'll get a private plane someday.💭
Age 28: I hope someone in a Mercedes hits me in a crosswalk ndipihwe mari.
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My trip to Great Zimbabwe Ruins 🇿🇼🪨🇿🇼
Photographer:
@NembawareNigel
#travelblogger
#traveladdict
#travelingram
#africanamazing
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l smile hangu because Zimba ukaita mafunnies unofa nekumuka wakaremerwa everyday idi kudai 🤞🏾
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Her (On Tinder): I'm a model on Instagram! What do you do?
Me: I'm a soldier, on Call of Duty.
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Dear Sister!!
Zvekuputsa maplates watsamwa after an argument mumba hazviitwe muzimbabwe unodzemurwa nembama.😂😂🤷🏽♂️😂😂
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The chicken parts you hate?
Me:Gizzards,nzondora,musoro, musana & huro 😂😂Koiwewe????
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Our generation now propose in clubs on a bended knee & celebrate the whole thing mubhawa imomo.Vabereki vanofara here? Zvitori bho?
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Am a photographer based in Harare Zimbabwe 🇿🇼
This is some of my work.
l plan all the shoots with the clients before the very day of shoot for good results.
Retweet if you like it my next client might be here
🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
For bookings +263 783 061 873 call or app 🤙🏾
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Me: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm addicted to Twitter...
Doctor: Sorry, I don't follow you.
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Life in Zimbabwe is made up of 3 jokes.
1: Your Job
2: Your Salary
3: Your wallet empty no mjolo
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Office rule number one ☝️
Never have sex with workmates!!!!!!!!!!!
Ndati chiiiii ????????
Repeat after me!!!!!!!
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Am a photographer based in Harare Zimbabwe 🇿🇼
This is some of my work.
l plan all the shoots with the clients before the very day of shoot for good results.
Retweet if you like it my next client might be here
🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
For bookings +263 783 061 873 call or app 🤙🏾
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Me: Coming back home alive is a blessing 🙌🏾🥺🙌🏾
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Rich guys marry broke girls to improve their life or to control their life 100%?
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Zim Breaking News 🗞🐱🗞
Dira rizare ndamubata the case is over.
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Madokero yakazara masmall house 🏠 evanhu be careful nemababe anokupai manumber ikoko achiti am single or ndiri M1 not married ⚠️ ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
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Zvakanzi mari inoenda pane imwe but konhamo inoendepi?
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Setting up an alarm 🚨 on your phone is cool but waking up manje around 2AM yarira is painful 😓 another story.
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l have just faked a cough to let someone coming towards the toilet kuti mune munhu lol akutodzokera kuroom kwake izvezvi sooooooooooooooooo!
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l date girls who stay alone on two conditions.
1:Knowing how she is managing to pay her rent.
2:Her sources of income are enough to do it herself?
Otherwise you might be playing with fire 🔥 (Blessers)
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Can l be your Superman tonight? Anyanya kukucheater kwacho haaa 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚
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What Zimbabweans do on the church ⛪️ offering basket.
Bond Notes US Dollars
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Side hustled is the keys to success as a man...
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