Sausage Neil
@NeilSausage
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Neil of House Sosij,1st of His Name,The Dappled,King of Dereks,Khal of The Sofa,Protector of Hoomans,Lord of The Car,Breaker of Stuffies & Keeper of Squeakles
North West, England
Joined December 2019
Breaking news! I made it to weenie wonderland up the stairs and discovered that the hoomans bed is far better than mine #sausagearmy
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⚠️ WARNING FRENS ⚠️ never go to sleep. When you do they take ur stuffie frens and hold them hostage and torture them til ur carefully crafted stinkiness is removed. Rescue was futile 😢
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Our hotel for the night has the bestest facilities . Bed and ball for me
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Me and Tess have to listen to @oasis at the holiday house cos we’re not allowed in. Pawsonally I think it’s rood
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Appawrently this is a famous place where the bestest music is created
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More exploring today. Saw a huuuuge tree and I didn’t water it
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