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Wine enthusiast | @ismarkkolyan Aficionado | Favorite Book: Embalming: The Lost Art | DnD Parody Account | he/him ðŸĶ‡ | pfp by @LianaDraws

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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
5 years
OOC: Alright, as promised: My Escher Meta-Thread. This will take us from childhood, through to what he's doing now as Strahd's sometimes-lover. 1/
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
Pro tip: Googly eyes on Pop! figurines. It's free serotonin.
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
Just to make it clear, I did finish. In case anyone thought I was still snacking.
@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
Snack break. I know it's only been 20 minutes, but who would I be if I didn't indulge a little?
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
Snack break. I know it's only been 20 minutes, but who would I be if I didn't indulge a little?
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
Next is the book pile. All TTRG titles, aside from the one cookbook. Scarlet Citadel A Dungeon of Secrets for 5e Tasha's Cauldron of Everything The Seeker's Guide to Twisted Taverns Ghosts of Saltmarsh Fallout: Vault Dweller's Official Cookbook Pathfinder 2e Beginner Box
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
That said, tonight I'm exploring the Things I Forgot About scattered around my desk. A short list so far: My Glasses A Watch 2 Chokers Catnip
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
Well my little batlings, I have been away far too long. It's time for an update! I am airing out the crypt and getting ready to upgrade my fancy bits to even fancier bits, and that means I have to take down all of the original fancy bits. Shame, but that is undeath for you.
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
Well, now I know why he never thanked me for that gift basket.
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
Monster High keeps trying to contact me about a teaching position. Luckily for me, I started forwarding some of my letters to Castle Avernus. Enjoy the spam mail, @DarkLordAzalin!
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
Last Update: Portal closed, sea life removed from my rugs, one shark carcass left because the cat is, tragically, exceedingly fond of it.
@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
Update: Who in the Hells opened a one-way portal to the Elemental Plane of Water in my bathroom?! I blame @DarkLordAzalin.
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
In case anyone wondered why I spend my time as far from the crypts as comfortably possible.
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
I mean, there's the brooding bathing room. Just not a brooding water closet. Now, when I get *my own* castle...
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
Update: Who in the Hells opened a one-way portal to the Elemental Plane of Water in my bathroom?! I blame @DarkLordAzalin.
@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
Un-life Update: The cat has taken to hunting sharks. Unsure of their source. Will investigate..
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
Un-life Update: The cat has taken to hunting sharks. Unsure of their source. Will investigate..
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@IvanaBoritsi
Ivana Boritsi 🕷ïļ
3 years
OOC: Hello everybody 💚, this is a D&D RP parody account, made to indulge in horror-themed humor and banter. Please be cautious of any potential spoils, although, I doubt Ivana would mind! Content Warning: Gothic/Psychological horror, Poison, Death, Political fiction, Hedonism
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
3 years
I acquired a new magic stone for Tweeting and the blasted thing did NOT take my account transference spell! Luckily, I remembered my lock code. Did you miss me, sweet little mortals?
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
4 years
On a whim I decided to Mimic Mortal and try the Little Debbie Cosmic Brownie ice cream. They must have a team of wizards because I've never had anything so magical.
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
4 years
@MlleRenier pulls out another win. I'm going to take a snack break brute doing anther round. A nice looking neck just passed by.
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
4 years
Round Four! Hope you all enjoy this one. 1. 🐛🧙‍♂ïļðŸœ 2. 🧟‍♂ïļðŸ§Ÿâ€â™€ïļðŸ§Ÿâš”
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
4 years
@MlleRenier wins another round! Two cheers, one for each she's won!
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@NecromEscher
Escher Of Barovia
4 years
Round Three, at the ready! Both of these are very popular with a certain vampire. 1. 🧓ðŸĨðŸ—Ą 2. ðŸ‘Đ‍ðŸĶ°ðŸŠĶ
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