Ban Israel from the Olympics Spread the word

Customers still be calling us Fruit & Veg City a decade later, but we do wish @Twitter the best with their rebrand.😅😅

These kids broke the Sixty60 app

Morocco, you made the Ummah and Africa proud!

Hi @JHBWater my water meter is leaking. Where do I report it to get it fixed? Thanks

Do you really think Mochachos is giving away R7.5m in total just for followers? It’s 2022, we know better, but still, people are out there asking for nonsense!

A South Africa company fired a woman because she became pregnant when she wasn't married and therefore did not comply with its code of conduct that prohibits “amorous relationships between any two persons outside of marriage”. Guess who? @aQuelle of course

Hi @JHBWater there is water leaking on 4 Louis street Ridgeway. Not sure what the cause is.

Oh Allah please let someone I follow win the Rima Zahran giveaway 🤍

I don’t know who needs to hear this but ASAP does not mean immediately. It literally stands for as soon as possible. Which could mean an hour, a day, or even a year.

Why did Africa not get as much vaccines as the rest of the world? Because it was For-Biden #Omicron #Coronavirus #Vaccination

Do the cops accept Chicken Licken?

Dallas what you must

What was the exact moment you realised you were an adult? For me, it was when I had to kill an insect in my room all by myself!

Someone just told me they can’t wait for Cyril and his team to be kicked out this Monday. Are people unaware how a local election works?

People ask why GC still exists, I mean seriously? It’s pretty obvious, there are thousands of people that think exactly like him and fully agree with everything he said. His arrogance and racism is celebrated.

You need glasses to find your glasses. It’s a vicious cycle

Me: You don’t need to tip your head back when you have a nosebleed 10 yo daughter: My friends’s sister gets a lot of nosebleeds and she says that you should Me: I’m a doctor 10 yo: Do you specialize in nosebleeds? Me: [wtf]