Literal...no lie...almost died laughing in my apartment when I overheard a 19 year old breaking up with his girlfriend.
Girl: So your dumping me...for a video game.
Boy: Yea, but it’s Halo, Halo is fun.
Girl: Yea, but pussy is fun.
Boy: Yea, but it ain’t no Halo.
I’m dead.
Today, cheaters stopped my queue, joined my lobby uninvited and proceeded to tell us how easy it was to break into this game and all the things they could do with peoples personal information.
This is more than cheaters, this is a breach that needs to be taken seriously.
Streamsnipers: "I went into his stream in between rounds to see his reaction."
Did you happen to buy the book, "Excuses to give to a streamer after streamsniping?"
Anything for elo though, right?
You’re 10 years old on a Friday night.
Your parents walk in with a bag of Burger King and a rented copy of Need for Speed Undergroud from Blockbuster and say you can stay up all night.
That is what playing the new Operation feels like.
Thank you
@Rainbow6Game
.
*hits Diamond in 23 matches/2 days.
Playing console has literally brought back a lit spark with Siege. Just goes to show that no hackers and a good mental makes siege one of the best shooters in existence!
Champion here we come!
Million Dollar Idea...
Stick with me here...
If you get banned from a stream...
You can't see that stream anymore...
Craaaaaazzzzyyyy...
Mind...
Blown...
You know what’s great, is when your boss who you’re taking to Canada doesn’t bring his passport, and now I have to explain to Canadian police that I wear spandex on the internet going to a video game competition and not an international drug hussie.
Shoutout to my simp' pimp'
@INTERRO
for the big daddy host, wrote you a little song, hope you can put it on your $1,000,000 sound system in your skyrise apartment, wearing a burgundy turtleneck and sippin' on a good cognac. <3 bb.
Thought long and hard and I’m finally able to make the decision.
With much thought, I’ve decided to finish up my degree at a later date and dedicate my efforts to ...
Full. Time. Streaming!
I’ve couldn’t of been able to make this decision without the support from all of you!
Hot Take:
Playing console has 100% revitalized my love for Siege.
Yes, the gameplay isn't has "HYPER OMG LOOK AT MY FLICK, LOOK AT MY SENS I'M SO GOOD".
But when you play, you see the slower mechanics, you see the detail, you relax more and realize that this game is amazing.
From mentor to friend in my career, nights where he stayed up coaching me on how to get into the scene. Words cannot express how I feel.
Kix, you were an amazing, real person…and we won’t forget you.
This has single handedly been the best fucking experience in my career, the fact that I got to meet all you sexy gods/goddesses has been a dream come true! See y’all at the next event you sexy bitches!
Best. Community. Ever.
NFTs are dumb.
Skyscraper is a good map.
Beans on toast isn’t that bad.
EU production > NA production.
There’s my hot take for the day. More tomorrow to make people upsettie spaghetti.
Kid asked how old I was in a lobby...
Me: pushing 30 my dude and still fragging!
Kid: We won’t get mad at you for playing Blackbeard, cause you know, your reflexes arn’t good anymore.
...never have I let a kid get to me in a video game, but this hurts.
Such a great reveal so far, but I’ve never been so disappointed on how disrespectful chat is reacting to our foreign ambassadors/developers of siege. I’m not proud of you.
Listen, and I'll say it again.
@VellyCasts
is one of the most genuine, thoughtful guys I've met out of the R6 community, He goes out of his way to do so much for myself and anyone who he comes in contact with. This man deserves the world, and tbh we don't deserve him. Much love!
Might get flak but screw it...
We as a human race can’t control our natural functions of our own bodies, yet we still find a way to monetize things out of our control.
The fact that women have to pay for feminine products disgust me...
Gridlock is the type of woman to pick you up by the armpits, sit you on a counter and tell you, "she's having sex with YOU". TBH, I'm about that life. Gridlock, if you're out there...I want to climb you like a tree.
R6Leakers was ran by
@INTERRO
's old turtlenecks that he no longer wore, in hope when they leaked something they could get worn when he did his podcasts.
Wishing all my brothers and sisters, and those who are no longer with us a memorable Veterans day.
For those who have not seen it before...behold...
Lonnie's bootcamp photo...
$1,000,000.00 Idea:
Siege based food truck, smack down in Las Vegas.
Operator based foods from their respective countries.
When food is delivered you have to break open the box like a barricade.
Don’t sue me
@Rainbow6Game
Mr. Lightning not only making sure his wardrobe has drip, but making sure your genetalia is following suit! 4 MORE DAYS TILL INVITE BABYBEEE!
WE'RE LIVE IN THE THUNDERDOME!
BTW
@G2Pengu
,
@Ryyleiigh
and I made you a song, have fun being a winner!
So I will be streaming today just been dealing with emails...guess who got DMCA’d for a ukulele song “THEY” created months ago about eating ass...
This guy.
Don’t use chords, “a”, “g” “e minor” or “c” cause apparently that’s copywrited.
✅ Switch platforms to battle hacks
✅ Deal with MnK no big deal
❌Streamsniped every...game
Ubi, I’m trying, I really am, but I have to do a 1 minute delay just to stream and it kills every Siege streamers channel....I love your game...but damn, you just..can’t..stream it...
Mf’s acting like they’re pulling off 7-7 PL SI Championship Zofia clutch plays with withstand...you get tea bagged before you ever get to use it, shut up.
Reminder for you esports kids making a living right now...
Save as much money as you can, because when you’re washed at 30, no one is going to swipe right on, “I used to play Rainbow Six Siege professionally”.
Million dollar idea:
@Laxing
and I buy a bus, drive it around Las Vegas and have guests hop on and we interview them and at the end of the interview they really like us and want to be our boyfriends, and our catch phrase will be “Bang, Bang” and we’ll finger guns each other.
These guys were amazing, and a second family to me. As I go to pursue other avenues of esports I wish them the best of luck on their future endeavors, and can’t wait to show you guys what’s coming up next!
Stay tuned 👀❤️
With a heavy heart, after almost two years, we say goodbye to
@NattyLightning
! ⚡️
We wish him the very best for his future endeavours in the esports world!
God speed lightning man, you'll be missed! 💜
Ubisoft inviting me to be part of the Hyper Scape Technical Test? They must finally see that I am a gift to the community, and treating me like a queen.
Hyper Scape -> R6 afterwards
We're LIVE LADIES AND GENTS!
👇Clip of
@Ryyleiigh
admitting the truth👇
A lot of PC players won’t put their money where their mouth is, but tomorrow, I’m doing the unthinkable.
Tomorrow, 11 a.m sharp. I will be playing console siege, for a month, and see what you got when I handle the sticks!
REVERSE UNO CARD!
PC —> CONSOLE
See you there!
A lot of you guys knew I was having scalp problems so my dermatologist recommended a 70% reduction....
Well I can calmly say, we’re gonna have a little more business in the front...and someone grab the PBR cause there’s a party in the back!
Siege community,
I’ve built up a respectable reputation under false pretenses and I'd like to apologize to friends, family, colleagues and fans. Trust is an important aspect of what I do and I'm sorry that this trust was violated.
I don’t actually eat ass on the 1st date...
Siege community,
Ive built up a respectable reputation under false pretenses and I'd like to apologize to friends, family, colleagues and fans. Trust is an important aspect of what I do and I'm sorry that this trust was violated. My real name isn’t Pink Hat Man
Dear
@Rainbow6Game
,
I think you’re cute. I asked your parents
@Ubisoft
and they said we can hang out as long as we want as long as we leave the door cracked.
Xoxo
-Lonnie
P.s - tell your younger brother
@TheDivisionGame
to stop going on sale, he seems desperate...
People to avoid:
1. People who put chicken tendies in the microwave instead of using the oven at 375
2. Those who say you can totally win a 1v1 vs a Monty post plant
3. People who call a hotdog a sandwich
Thank you for attending my TEDtalk.
There is a woman’s self defense class going on and I’m overhearing the scariest strategies...
“Remember ladies, if he pulls out his penis, grab it with authority and try to rip it off his body.”
I’m literally hearing Mortal Kombat fatalities being taught...
Something happened on stream that had never happened before. I was tilted, TK’d my teammate for being toxic and let it get to me. All day, I tried to be nice and positive all day, but every game was filled with terrible, lowlife gamers. Apologies guys, won’t happen again <3
I just got called by a telemarketer and before he gave his pitch I yelled, “Can I get an Oooohhhyaaaahhh!”
He then yelled, “Ohhhh Fukkkk Ygyahhhhh!”
His name is Dan, he’s 28 and he’s selling life insurance to save up and move to Korea to become a professional LoL player.
Fun game:
If siege pros weren’t playing professionally, pick their job on what they would be doing, I’ll start:
@FoxA_R6
would be the Abercrombie model outside a strip mall with his shirt off hitting on divorced mothers trying to relive their 30’s.
I want to point out that this concern could be top priority and they are keeping it under wraps until a statement is made or a conclusion can be thought out. By no means do I know what they are doing to fix this issue, best we can do as a community is show support and report.
Good Morning Rainbow Six Family!
✅Tired of the ranked shinannigans?
✅Wanting to play in a comp style 10 man server?
✅Wanting trustworthy, verified teammates and opponents?
Community members have done just that with the "Thunderdome TM Server"
👇1/3 👇
I'm sorry...first stream as a
@DarkZeroGG
Content Creator? Time to make the boys and girls proud and show them what pure adrenaline and sex appeal can bring to the table.
Let's......GO!!!
We're Live in the Thunderdome!