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Hephaestus' favorite henchman, official sponsor of the apocalypse, professional cat wrangler. (who/me?)
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Joined January 2012
Elon has the keys to God Mode on Twitter. He can see everything, including private DMs. No wonder he’s been reaping a fortune in government handouts:
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Remember, when Trump asks you to vote on releasing the Epstein files, don’t vote ‘Yea’, vote ‘Neigh’. 🙃 #FreeBubba
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America sends tens of billions in a “classified” bailout to Argentina, which happens to be run by Milei, a fanatical Anime and Cosplay fan, and suddenly, the Japanese economy gets a boost via increased spending in…Anime. Coincidence? I think not. 🙃 https://t.co/lTq7KUCf4d
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Wait, this keeps getting worse: To recap, they invited a member of Al-Qaeda to the #WhiteHouse , posing in front of the #Marines flag in the #OvalOffice , and did it on the 250th birthday of the Corps?? I can only imagine what General Mattis’ reaction would have been. 🤯#usmc
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Watching Vince Gilligan’s new sci-fi epic “Pluribus” now out on Apple. As surreal as it is, the notion of a self-centred narcissist stuffing Air Force One with call girls and flying it around at leisure was a bit more absurd and disrespectful when written. Now, it’s just Tuesday.
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Shutdown may force US to close some airspace next week, official sees 'mass chaos' https://t.co/LRCbaaGtWw
reuters.com
U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy warned on Tuesday he could be forced to close some of the national airspace to air traffic if the federal government shutdown extends for another week,...
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Love his creativity, he made the best of a bad situation, his Halloween costumes are genius.
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If it keeps rising at a steady 10,000 a minute, and there’s another 24 hours until the draw, we could be looking at, what, $27 million total, give or take?
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the Blue Jays 50-50 take home is currently climbing at a rate of $10,000 _a minute_. It’s wiiiiild!!! #gojaysgo #BlueJays #WeTheNorth #Toronto #WorldSeries
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The $64,000 question IS... WHY are they moving onto military bases ? BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHATS COMING AND THEY THINK IT WILL PROTECT THEM WAKE UP PEOPLE
NEW: Stephen Miller, Marco Rubio, Kristi Noem, and others have taken over military homes that until recently housed senior officers.
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Big-block engine just went screeeeamimg down the 118 out of the city, with 3 cruisers in pursuit. Happy Halloween!! #Halifax
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It is absolutely fucking disgusting that home security is using children’s marketing to recruit the next generation of Gestapo. we shouldn’t be surprised: It’s just the next evolution of ‘ Pedo with candy in the back of the van’.
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The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
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I want you to think back about how hard it might’ve been for you to get that first car loan or mortgage, then picture how easy it was for the wing nut leading Argentina to score $40,000,000,000.00 from Trump.
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EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat. Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
politico.com
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god. 😂🤣😂😁
🚨#BREAKING: Hundreds of Protesters who are fully nude are now blocking roads to protest ICE 📌#Portland | #Oregon At this time, hundreds of protesters and activists are taking part in Portland’s world naked bike ride, holding a “die-in” demonstration on the Burnside Bridge
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Everyone realizes just how dangerous things are going to become when the REAL terrorists figure out that the US has emptied out the talent pool, and have nothing but podcasters and influencers playing defence now, right?
The counterterrorism experts have arrived at the White House..
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😇”I haven’t heard the name in so long..” OH, FECK OFF.
Trump on pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell: “I haven't heard the name in so long. I'd have to take a look at it…I have a lot of people who have asked me for pardons. Puff Daddy has asked me for a pardon.” Reporter: “But she was convicted of child sex trafficking.” Trump: “Yeah, I
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This f**n’ guy still won’t shut up about Canada. Ain’t gonna happen.
Trump to generals: "Canada called me a couple weeks ago. They want to be a part of it. To which I said, 'Well, why don't you just join our country. Become the 51st state. And you get it for free!' So I don't know if that made a big impact but it does make a lot of sense."
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