*rocori board meeting* “So should we fix the heat and air conditioning- or put stickers on the stairs?”

Who remembers when investment banks gambled away our economy in 2008 but then got bailed out. They are the same people crying about $GME.

the doorknob was invented in 1877 people in 1876:

Politics aside this is pretty funny

These women be so toxic I’m starting to look at the homies different 😈

No matter where you go in life we all end up in the same state. The state of depression

Me waiting for $WMC to recover

There should be a law stating all police are required to wear a bodycam #bodycam

No one: Not even a vegan: Someone from Texas: 🤠 HoWdY yA’lL iM fRoM tExAs🇱🇷 ThE gReAtEsT sTaTe In ThE uS🤤 yEeHaW aReNt I qUiRkY aNd UnIqUe 🤯MaN yA’lL wOuLdNt UnDeRsTaNd ItS a TeXaS tHiNg To bE tHiS aNnOyInG🤠

It’s only a matter of time until there is a coronavirus challenge

Y’all need to chill about this Kung Fu Pandemic

Ja almost ended my professional career with this dunk...that kid is something special 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :) You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

I’ve never related to something more in my life

YOOOO, this cockatoo is deadass tearing down anti-bird spikes 😂😂😂 he said fuck the police

The internet remains undefeated (via @swedemason) #GameofThrones

The chocolate Easter bunny’s ears hit different

Accidentally set my Twitter to day mode and had to wash my hands

I was born with Yee, the Haw came later...