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Nate Talbot

@NateTalbot

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Don't follow me, my tweets are lame.

Knoxville, Tennessee
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@NateTalbot
Nate Talbot
11 years
Woman behind me in @McAlistersDeli just asked "where do I get a google map? I've heard good things about them." #2014.
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Nate Talbot
11 years
That's how you Uber right there.
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Nate Talbot
11 years
@NinaKraussount The Possum was probably on its way to meet up with friends.
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Nate Talbot
11 years
What's the difference between a dead possum on the side of the road and a dead ginger on the side of the road?.
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Nate Talbot
11 years
Ok East Tennesseans, I found this craw dad of the air on top of one of my pepper plants this evening. Identify it! http://t.co/NFJwaDucfA.
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Nate Talbot
11 years
In my first dream last night, I lost my cell phone. In my second dream last night, I lost my drivers license. It kept me up the whole dream.
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Nate Talbot
11 years
Officially a Workaholic.
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Nate Talbot
11 years
When you were picking Harvard over Cincy, how many of you thought "lol how funny would that be? I'm going for it.".
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@NateTalbot
Nate Talbot
11 years
The high in Sochi tomorrow is 59. Atlanta is better suited to host the Winter Olympics. #Sochi2014.
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Nate Talbot
11 years
Someone please explain to me why the commercials during Olympic figure skating are better than during the Super Bowl.
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Nate Talbot
12 years
"Yes, he designed all of these, and he is very much still alive. Michael Kors is like 40." #sorryiasked.
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Nate Talbot
12 years
The only benefit to video games is listening to @1017WillSquad invent new combinations of swear words.
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Nate Talbot
12 years
2 Chains has a cookbook. And the studio audience on this show was thrilled that everyone got a copy. #goldencolander.
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@NateTalbot
Nate Talbot
12 years
My parents got me garbage bags for Christmas. Apparently I'll never use another brand again. #adultlife http://t.co/l9dyReWbHf.
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Nate Talbot
12 years
10:25 and my dad is finishing up wrapping. Procrastination is indeed a genetic trait. Merry Christmas y'all. #clock http://t.co/pUbKrAMixl.
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@NateTalbot
Nate Talbot
12 years
If everyone had to sit down once a year with a parental figure to discuss how the world should operate, the world would be a better place.
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Nate Talbot
12 years
A guy just recognized me at the bar for my Blake Lively column. Apparently, he's been laid three times because of it.
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Nate Talbot
12 years
Trust me man, I used to be a lot of candles.
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Nate Talbot
12 years
Just watched "Monte Carlo" in it's entirety. It's not even embarrassing because only Tweens know what that is. #dontyoudaregoogleit.
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Nate Talbot
12 years
RT @TylerRice9: Being famous would suck. Being able to sit down and eat chick fil a breakfast without people freaking out is something spec….
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