Natalie the Mermaid 🧜♀️
@NatalieAndrew
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Fearless. A damsel undistressed. Mother of dead plants. Fan of all things ridiculous and fast. Mission: Messing with the patriarchy.
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Joined May 2009
Just look at the degree on that chick. Degrees, actually. I stopped attending grad about three qualifications ago. 😘
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Wait a minute. Is she the one who did that Tammy Taylor franchise con and almost or did get sued? Oh, I see. So the very bad things that were happening here was she was getting caught in scams. Agh shame.
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It's gym minutes. Not real minutes.
Guys I’ve just discovered that the washing machine’s 30 minutes are NOT actually 30 minutes. I timed it and it was around 45 real minutes. Idk what kind of science is behind this 😭
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This supervisor will have to retire after Faith. There's nothing better to look forward to.
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KZN is a movie.
BREAKING: Two suspects have been killed in confrontation with the police at a petrol station just outside the Pavilion mall, Westville area of Durban. One suspect was killed in an exchange of gunfire while the other died after jumping off a high wall fleeing from the police. NM
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Fair warning. Ever since I learned how to shoot an arrow on target, I have chosen violence as the solution to every problem.
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So we getting them back now. It's a wonderful life.
Mel and Peet Viljoen arrested in US for allegedly shoplifting $5 300 worth of groceries https://t.co/r2YuIr6IP5
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Today, for the first time in my life, I voluntarily took a cold shower AND enjoyed it.
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Marvelous time to play fast and loose with the lactose gods by eating a magnum mini.
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We have no electricity. Eskom says they have substations melting and blowing up all over the place because the air is too hot to cool it. "Expect long outages." 😵💫
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Bratcedes is so on point 😭
nico & lewis = brocedes george & lewis = britcedes kimi george = bratcedes
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The way audio books are making me extra super productive. My team is sick of me. Shame.
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I hate that AI has made me start counting fingers and toes in pictures.
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But it's giving energy drink people.
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The second race of a new reg season being a sprint race is crazy business.
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I approve.
A female shark in a seoul aquarium didn't like a male shark bumping into her, so she ate him.
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I'm officially at that age where I have friends losing their spouses from natural causes and I am not sure I am ready for all this grief.
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