Brits really take for granted how far ahead our sense of humour is compared to continentals, like how so many of them wear cringey and vulgar t-shirts that say weird stuff like "I love to fuck" or things along those lines. There's primary school children more mature.
🚨 NEW: Eight people have been arrested in London for assaulting emergency workers
50 people have gathered in Croydon but aren’t linked to protest, instead anti-social behaviour
[
@metpoliceuk
]
The "Rebel City" because of Robin Hood despite the fact traditional accounts state he was born in Loxley (Yorkshire) and famously fought the Sheriff of *checks notes* Nottingham. Only thing they've rebelled against is the national union of mineworkers by bottling strikes.
Rejected an invitation to the one of these in Sheffield for my Uncle's 50th. Painfully unfunny, why anyone would pay to go there is mind boggling to me, I would have committed assault before the starter arrived.
Damon Albarn at Glastonbury: "You have to show how you feel about Palestine, are you pro Palestine? Do you feel like it's an unfair war? The importance of voting next week."
"Maybe it's time we stop putting octogenarians in control of the whole world"
I fear if I tweet my true views regarding the predominant groups behind tonight's various riots in this once great nation I would face negative social consequences and potentially be breaking the law, which I suppose is the main issue, we are surrounded by traitors and cowards.
🚨 Sheffield Wednesday owner Dejphon Chansiri has asked fans to raise £2m to save the club from a transfer embargo and financial sanctions.
🗣️ "If 20,000 people gave £100, then it's £2m and it's clear.
If you don’t want to save your club, then don’t call yourselves the owners
State of modern football when you've got horrible grasses like this trying to somehow out someone for abusing an opposition player. Games absolutely in the mud no wonder home atmospheres are so shit in this country.
All United squad were in Tigers last night and the queues were daft, went up to the bouncer and told him I was United's 4th choice goalkeeper and he let me and my mates in 😂 some night ⚔️🆙
@sundin434
A) Don't communicate in languages that you aren't proficient in, you will likely look silly.
B) This point is irrelevant, Google translate exists, they have clearly took time to make this banner so I'm sure they will have used it if they didn't speak good enough English.
@igol17a
Because I'm not Irish fella so why would I? 😂 I'll celebrate my own festivals and leave other people to theirs otherwise I'll be on the piss everyday of the year. "Sorry for being late to work again gaffer, was out celebrating Gambian independence with the lads last night".
Reform didn't stand in my area, I was going to scribble it on the bottom but they left me no room so I ended up voting SDP bizarrely. I find them bland and nowhere near vocal or radical enough on the big issues but we have a lot in common and their hearts are in the right place.
If I die in tragic circumstances and my Mum goes on the BBC advocating for nanny state regulations in my memory I'll come back as a Poltergeist and haunt her.
The combination of consumer capitalism and the decline of Christianity has ruined the west bruv. Yeah everyone and their nan's seen yer mother's axe wound but it's ok because at least you get to ride in a car that makes loud noises when it moves. Self respect>material wealth.
Piers Morgan asks OnlyFans influencer Elle Brooke whether she worries her future children might see her racy content online one day.
Elle: "They can cry in a Ferrari."
@ellebrookeuk
|
@piersmorgan
|
@TalkTV
|
#PMU
Berge running the game yet a substantial percentage of our 60 IQ fanbase don't rate him. He got more stick last season than Vini Souza has got this season! Sick! 💀
@CarlitoB1986
@FleetNFFC
No fella I actually know a lot about it I just wasn't born at the time. You'd be shocked that people can actually know about events which they didn't live through.
@Fu0161
@s8mb
I remember pushing a proper card carrying lefty who was from a town that had a notable grooming gang scandal over the issue. He tried to play down it's significance but I wouldn't relent so he ended up saying it was something we needed to tolerate for the greater good or words to
If you were to go to Rotherham from South Sheffield and maybe take a detour through some of the suburbs round Whiston/Wickersley way and you'd think you were in Surrey, enter the town centre and you'd think you were in Syria.
@lu_thirty_1
It means it's more intelligent, more complex and overall far wittier and amusing. There's is more akin to something you'd hear on a playground, as shown in this banner, something that reflects my own experiences in Europe.
Respect to Norwood for stepping up and taking that, proper United player and deserves to wear the armband.
Archer is a goalscorer, feed him and he'll bag, lump it up to him or play it down the channel and he'll do nowt, simple.
Brewster is dire, never hated a footballer more.
Nigel Farage seeing Reform are on 21% of the vote but then remembering he didn't get a clap from the cherry picked psychology graduate sados who willingly spend their time watching Question Time in person.
30 minutes on Question Time & Nigel Farage didn't get a single clap from the audience
It's all fell apart for the
@reformparty_uk
this week
#bbcqt
#questiontime
Since the steel City Derby will be making a return next season I just want to say that I think it's lost it's edge in recent years. Next season I want to see lots of violence and lots of general horribleness. Let's all make a stand against Madrism in Sheffield football, cheers.
Watching United at home and watching us away is chalk and cheese. Home games are being tainted by a vocal minority of losers with a victim complex, if you were booing Mitoma and singing that the League is corrupt then you've got the IQ of a child and fall into this group 👍🏻
Roughly 1,500 years ago our patron saint was born in what is now Stockton on Tees. After slaying the Dragons he would go on to invent Kebabs and skin fades which he would take abroad when he and his Mrs Sharon went on a package holiday to Antalya. Happy birthday George! 🏴
I was an undecided voter but after seeing their great campaign ad on channel 4 I will definitely be voting for
#ReformUK
. Finally a party that speaks my mind! Reform UK ole ole.
Our away ends are getting so gay and sanitised when people are getting told off for "swearing in front of children" 😂😂 we need relegation like an addict needs a roundthebend subscription
That guy who kicked him in the head looks so based, the uniform, the authoritativeness, and obviously the aforementioned kicking of the head, so cool, more of this please 👍🏻
The two men who come steaming out of the pub are inspirations, you should aspire to be like this. Become stronger, become braver, move towards the sun.
All you've got to think is that it's only their communities they're burning, the Police deserve it anyway. And hopefully this 'redpills' many people. I just hope the powers that be leave them to their self made squalor, though I doubt it.
Yeah so the only thing that's happening is a massive Far Left Demo. And that's not a baseless assertion, that's the flag of one of the most murderous regime's, certainly the most murderous ideology, of modern times. I am genuinely here grafting but that's pretty incendiary.
This is laughably wrong, I'd have to write an essay to even summarise English culture, it's arguably the most influential culture to ever exist. But I can forgive people for being wrong, what I can't forgive is treachery, his ancestors must be turning in their graves.
I must be a terrible lip reader because he could be telling them what he's had for tea for all I know. Horrible cunts whoever's behind this account considering they know what the potential consequences could be. It seems far more likely that he's calling them plastics.
That man 👏🏻 Came on at half time, changed the game, brilliant little player, quick, skilful, intelligent, great low centre of gravity and deservedly got his goal. I didn't say his name, but you were thinking about him, weren't you?
Domestic violence increases by 26% when the England football team wins or draws and 38% when they lose.
Watching the way this city fan celebrated his team scoring last night leaves me cold. I love football, but we've got to do something about this.
The Far Right at it again! They're literally chasing figments of their imagination because the press have spread disinformation that there's going to be riots tonight. Remember, the BBC and Sky News can lie all they like with impunity.
Just spoke to a Turkish chap. Asked us where we were from, I said Sheffield and he said "oh yes I know", I said "do you know Sheffield United?" he said "yes, yes of course!", then I said "do you know Sheffield Wednesday?" and he said "ummm no I don't know that sorry". Massive.
We haven't announced Burrows yet because the PR department are still working out which terrible rap song to play over a montage of him spinning the ball on his finger and staring intensely into the camera.
@foxblade98
Everyone ordered it before Burnley and was saying how nice it was. Told them if it was in a Fosters glass everyone would say it was shit. Next round they were all in Fosters glasses and shockingly everyone said it was shit. Lager is a myth.
One thing I can say for 100% sure is I just had a chat with one of Harrogate's centre midfielders outside a Maccies and said how well we played, said we were much better than Leeds, commented on how well we moved the ball about by comparison.
If we're in a position where we can spend £8M on a goalkeeper surely it'd make more sense to go for a cheaper option (Johnansson) and chuck the Lion's share of the budget at BBD? Would bag for fun in the championship.