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A-are you making fun of me.. That's it.. I'm done playing Mr. Nice Guy.. The demon is consuming me
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Oi oi oi.. *waves gang over* Heh, looks like we got fresh meat! *They start cheering*
Listen up, kid. I'm a nice guy.. I watch anime. I play video games.. I snuggle with my waifus.
But.. *cracks knuckles* When someone gets on my bad side.. let's just say not a lot make it out.
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Hello m'lady *bows*. I'll admit, I typically don't fancy 3d women but.. *eyes light up* YOU'RE SO KAWAII!!!! Heh, if you couldn't tell I'm an anime expert 😂. That being said.. How about you give me your number so we can have a very sugoi anime date.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT.. Hold your horses.. India is apart of Asia? I think you must be mistaken m'lady.
It is common knowledge that Korea, Japan, China are the Asian countries in the world. India is a different continent altogether
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I just received this message from my now former friend. I've been sick to my stomach all day. I barely can contain my rage
We used to be buddys.
But he betrayed me.
He betrayed Japan.
And most of all, he betrayed anime.
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Heh.. anime is a sin? Good.
They often say I have a special place in hell waiting for me.
It's called the throne.
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No idea what this movie is about but it must be pretty trash if the
#1
country in the world banned it. Thankfully I didn't watch it, if Japan banned it then it must be horrible. I'll stick to anime, arigato.
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UPDATE
I've run away from home. My last straw was when they took my computer. This is abuse damn it!
Tch, whatever. I was built for the night anyways. I don't need school. Only bad thing is the other homeless don't like me.. they say I stink too much. That's my battle aura baka!
I CANT.. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! My mom took away my Crunchyroll because I have a 0.2 GPA..
I CANT DEAL WITH THIS IM GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWALS I NEED TO WATCH ANIME NOW
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What's the problem? Either you're just animephobic or you're ungrateful.
Riddle me this, would you rather have a sack of flesh who messes up orders, or a sugoi anime character taking your order.
Needless to say, I know my answer
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You're a new anime fan? Heh, you have it good kid.
Back in the day, if you were a weeb.. Let's just say many of us didn't make it out. New anime fans are soft because they didn't go through real pain.
Getting shoved and lockers and getting atomic wedgies.. That was us everyday.
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Color me surprised.. Maybe I misjudged you america. Perhaps you do have some sort of class.. Referencing the best anime of all time gives you bonus points in my book.
This movie is way better than that Oppenheimer one that dared to disrespect Japan.
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This... this is the best manga chapter Ive ever read in my life. When he said "I look at my scar in the mirror every day to remind me of my hatred" I almost creamed in my pants. That was so freaking sugoi and bad ass. Japan never disappoints
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I just learned about what Japan did in WW2 in class.. I've been shaking and crying ever since.. This isn't the sugoi Japan I know.. This can't.. This can't be real!!
JAPAN WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!! I KNOW FROM ANIME THAT JAPAN WOULD NEVER DO THIS.. Nandemo NANDEMO NANDEMO
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Alright guys.. enough is enough.
QUIT sending me Naruto cheeked up in my DMs.
I admit, it's.. somewhat arousing.. but I have pure RESPECT for Naruto's heroic duties and I do not see him in that light
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Oi oi oi.. Looks like we got a funny guy here!
Listen chump.. Do you think it's funny..? Do you think it's funny reminding me of that dark despair I suffered that day?
*Cracks knuckles and eyes turn red*
Well I don't think it is. So I'd beg for an apology.. NOW
@FoxAkimbo
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I have been crying tears of joy all day. I just got my ancestry results back.
I.. I am a sugoi Japanese. I always felt the Japanese blood in me, so I knew the results would show it.
OSHAAAAA!!!!
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*me walking and overhear a conversation*
"Yeah.. she's a bitch though.."
I ball my fists and angrily storm to him
"Oi.. we don't call waifus that."
*I punch the wall* APOLOGIZE NOW!!
"I-i-i didn't mean i-"
I roar "NOT GOOD ENOUGH ASSHOLE!!!" And knock him out immediately
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Baaaaaka. This is the future of concerts.
Instead of getting a stupid sack of flesh who gets tired singing us songs, we get a super sugoi anime character who never gets tired and is badass
I know you normies hate change, but face it. Anime is the future.
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No.. No way... God.. DAMN IT!!!!
WHY MUST THEY TARNISH EVERYTHING!!? WHY CANT THEY JUST LEAVE JAPAN ALONE!!!?
ONCE AGAIN TRYING TO INFECT JAPAN WITH THEIR WESTERNER WAYS.. Nande..
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I am only speaking English to communicate to the Western normies.
I can actually speak fluent Japanese, I've been told that I am better than natives are at Japanese.
For proof, I decided to sing my favorite Naruto Opening
@Julio_Repainter
if they're so focused on hating literally anything that isnt japanese then why are they speaking english
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*coughs* Zoo wee mama.. This hidden leaf is sugoi! Hey nakama! Pass the blunt! DATTEBAYO!
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Yeah yeah yeah EVERYONE LAUGH UP A STORM!!! Sure the lyrics aren't the best, neither is the delivery.. BUT SHES TRYING HER HARDEST
How about we appreciate the fact that we have a sugoi anime girl singing to us.. Tch, normies can never appreciate anything
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Extra dialogue
Gang crew member: F-FRESH MEAT!?? *starts salivating*
Me: *facepalms* Not that kind of meat you baka...
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*me and my friend getting chased by bullies*
"THEY'RE GAINING ON US!!"
I grit my teeth "Go on without me.. I'll distract them.."
*tears form in his eyes* "I'll.. never forget you.."
*I reveal a 6 pack glistening with sweat*
*they all stop in their tracks* "Hubba hubba.."
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I stepped onto scale today and it broke, SUGOI! Looks like my training has been paying off! Dattebayo!
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This image perfectly sums up Japan for me.
Everywhere else, it's bleak. It's dry. Even if it looks the same it's just not Japan.
But Japan, it has an aura to it. Aura of freedom, aura of paradise,
Aura of anime.
It is heaven on earth
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Animephobia doesnt exist huh..
Explain why I got swirlies every day at school then.
Explain why I got shoved in lockers every Tuesday.
Explain why I got mocked for wearing anime apparel.
ANIMEPHOBIA DOES EXIST SO YOU CAN JUST BUZZ OFF!
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Hold up.. You.. also know the joys of reddit? SUGOI!!! I didn't expect to meet a fellow avid reddit user in plain sight! Hold up, if you're a real redditor you will understand this. Big chungus 😂 😂 😂 😂. Heh, I've been a redditor for 10 years so I'm your senpai.
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Just went to a sushi shop. Heh, it was such a sugoi experience! Felt right at home, it's just like Japan!
I had all my anime apparel on, so they must've known I was a Japan expert
I made sure to speak Japanese too, because I screamed itadakimasu before wolfing down my food
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Anime appreciation song
Anime is so sugoi!
I love one piece I go ahoy!
Life without anime is one without joy!
Yeah anime isn't no cartoon
If a baka says that I will pop them like a balloon
if you're a normie you should really try it
And if you don't you can go cry about it
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I do not understand the love for western cartoons like SpongeBob.
All cartoons, are for children.
Anime is for adults.
When I was a kid, I would use the Japanese dub version of any cartoon because in that way it would be somewhat like anime, which is why i am so mature
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*laughs nervously* Yep! 100% human here! W-why would I be anything else! *tries hard not to reveal tail* Why would you even imply I'm anything but a human!
Wait a minute.. Uh oh.. ITS A FULL MOON!! EVERYONE RU- GRAAAAAAHHHH
@Narugod5
I feel the urge to fight you.
Considering you are a human, I'd probably burn you if you touched my boiler.
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Sure, if you want to take out the most intelligent community on the internet..
Just know without us discussions will be much more.. primitive.
*eyes start glowing red* But don't think our intelligence makes us soft. Because I was this close to snapping.
Count yourself lucky.
If you have an Anime pfp your opinion doesn’t matter.
You are seen as a bot by the rest of us.
NOT A REAL PERSON!
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I just got insulted for watching anime. As I chuckled my mother asked, “What’s so funny honey?”.
What a good question mother. Perhaps, it’s the single fact that we are all born to die.
The very moment you are conceived on this hell world we call Earth, it’s a death sentence.
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I went to the doctor and they said I had an irregular heartbeat, and that I am at risk for heart failure
But I looked for a deeper meaning.. I put my heartbeats into morse code and revealed what it was screaming to me.
It was asking for my waifu.. Ai shiteru, pookie bear.
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Anyone who knows me knows the one thing you cannot do around me..
You can insult me.
You can insult my parents.
You can beat me to a pulp (unlikely)
But the ONE thing I won't accept.. is dissing my favorite anime.
So to the animephobes trying to get on my nerves.. Watch out.
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*gets up from bench after lifting super heavy weights* HAHAHAA IM A NERD?
*fist bumps homie* Get real!!
Listen up kid I'm not a nerd. I'm a geek.
Nerds, they like school and math.
Geeks, we like anime and video games and ACTUAL sugoi stuff. *starts flexing*
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*balls fist in anger* WHY!!! WHY ME EVERY TIME!!!
CAN ANIME LOVERS JUST NOT FIND THEIR SPECIAL SOMEONE? CAN THEY NOT FIND THEIR WAIFU WITHOUT GETTING TORMENTED
Whatever.. *I sigh* I always have the ol' reliable body pillow..
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I fucking get it already I've seen THIS TWEET OVER A HUNDRED TIMES ON THIS APP WITH THE SAME IMAGE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! MY SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING EVERY TIME I SEE THESE TWEETS BECAUSE IM QUESTIONING IF WE ARE AT THE POINT TO WHERE WE HAVE NO ORIGINAL THOUGHTS ANYMORE
One movie managed to damage an entire generation. If you know you know.
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*Taylor Swift jumps into Travis kelce's arms*
"You had me scared there.."
"Heh.. with you watching I can do anything."
Swift smiles "I feel a song coming on!"
*They both start harmonizing*
"Your lips look kissable right now.."
*They kiss and fireworks go off*
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Tch.. everyone who works in Japan should be grateful. You get to work at sugoi anime companies like mappa yet all I see is people quitting jobs. Maybe they should put a shift in at my local McDonald's to see real pain, not a paradise like japan.
Nintendo’s new employee retention rate is 98.8%, considerably higher than Japan's average
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*me and friend at club*
*Sees two fine waifus*
"remember the protocol?"
*He goes and acts drunk*
"You two want to come with me?"
"No thanks..."
"C'mon.."
*I start going towards him*
"HEY ASSHOLE LEAVE THEM ALONE!"
*I tackle him*
*They both kiss me*
"Thank you.. my hero.."
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Friend: Do you see that gorgeous waifu over there!!
Me: Why don't you try to talk to her?
Friend: Maybe I will! *struts confidently*
Hey girl, you're super kawaii. How about we go to my place and watch ani-
Girl: *slaps him*
Me: HAHAHA YOU BAKA!! 😂
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Send this to your friend who wants to start anime
Heh, You want to start anime? Good choice kid. But this isn't some baby show like SpongeBob or Breaking Bad.
There's epic waifus, blood, and intellectual discussion. If you can't handle that I'd advise you to run right now.
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Yeah it must be funny huh. It must be funny making fun of the sugoi cool guy who likes anime. DO ANIME LOVERS NOT DESERVE LOVE TOO DAMN IT? Tch. Whatever.
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I CANT.. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! My mom took away my Crunchyroll because I have a 0.2 GPA..
I CANT DEAL WITH THIS IM GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWALS I NEED TO WATCH ANIME NOW
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Oi baaaaaaka. What's the big idea huh?
Are you trying to make fun of Naruto?
Listen up kid. I don't play about my favorite animes. But you know what? I'm feeling merciful.
However, if I catch you doing anything like this again.. let's just say it won't be pretty.
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*sees crush getting bullied*
*He pushes her and he starts snickering*
*I walk up to him* "Hey asshole.. pick on someone your own size"
*He immediately pummels me and leaves*
*She curb stomps me* THIS IS FOR GETTING HURT!
*she kisses me* "and this.. is for protecting me"
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*sighs*
Here comes another uneducated animephobe spouting nonsense.
Tell me, when has America ever put out something as good as Naruto? Or Black Clover? Or my hero academia?
Anime reigns supreme over every form of entertainment, you just need to accept that.
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*overhear a conversation*
"I'd say my type is.. nerdy guys"
I immediately spring into action
"Well well well.. IT SEEMS ITS YOUR LUCKY DAY M'WAIFU!"
"Umm.. who are you..?"
I comb my hands through my hair
"The man of your dreams.."
"...eww."
*They both walk away"
"Kuso.."
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I just installed Fortnite and almost shed a tear.. There's... so much anime..
Western companies, watch and learn, THIS is how you show appreciation to the pinnacle of all entertainment.
I do wish they would remove all the cartoon skins from the game but.. one step at a time
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*me in discord VC*
"Welcome to the discord server-nya :3 I am an admin here and if you want he-
*Mom opens door*
"I HAVE TOLD YOU THIS 20 TIMES!! CLEAN YOUR ROOM "
*Mutes mic*
"MOM!! YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF THE SERVER. UGH!!"
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*at party and my friend nudges me*
"Bet you won't go up to those ladies over there"
I smirk "You're on."
But before I get there they sense my aura
"W-what is that smell..."
"Ewww.. let's get out of here.."
I gaze longingly at my fist
"So.. I've grown too powerful huh.."
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*me spilling my heart in the studio*
She call me baka and sugoi at the same time..
I guess I've been nothing and everything in this same life..
Man getting a waifu has been a real strife..
Cause I be watching anime yeah that's fulltime..
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Oi you bastard, you think this is funny? Do you think it's funny to remind us what happened on that dark day? Every time I remember Japan got bombed I ball my fist into anger.. And right now. You're the target of my deep hatred.
*eyes turn red*
Don't. Do. It. Again.
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I've decided I'm running away from home to go to Japan.
I'm graduating, and my parents told me I have to get a job. I can't do it. This is abuse
So I'm booking a flight to Japan and staying there. Where it is a paradise and I won't have to work and can live like a king!
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Seeing what normies listen to is so funny 😂 Newsflash buddy. Anime and video games music are a lot better than those songs.
Once again Japan leads the world in something else.
Top debuts on this week's
@tiktok_us
& Billboard Top 50 chart:
No. 2,
@EarthWindFire
September
No. 7,
@maluma
&
@carinleonofi
Segun Quien
No. 10,
@tatemcrae
Greedy
No. 14,
#bbygirl
Bando
No. 19,
#DominicFike
Mama's Boy
No. 20,
@Tylauraa
Water
No. 22,
#Oneheart
&
#reidenshi
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*me sitting on throne in anime club*
"WHAT YOU BAKA! I was having alone time with my body pillow"
"S-senpai! The bullies got a hold of one of us! They're- THEY'RE LIKE DEMONS!!"
I laugh
"Like demons huh..
*fastens headband*
"Then I'll send them straight to hell."
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Anyone who finds out my real identity.. I have to cut them off for their own safety..
*looks up at moon* So beautiful.. But to me, I see nothing but dread. AWOOOOOOOO
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Just say you're an animephobe and move on. When has cartoons ever had any emotional scenes like Naruto or My hero Academia? And anime isn't for snowflakes.. it is.. very dark. Cartoons can NEVER REPLICATE THAT.
So, how about quit messing with us anime fans, you baaaaka.
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According to my calculations, the average width of a women's hand is 3.1 inches, assuming she has her mouth on the penis rather than around, it is safe to assume that he lies around 4-4.5 inches hard.
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I've.. figured it out.. THE GOVERNMENT HAS INTENTIONALLY MADE WEEBS OUTCASTS BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT US TO REPRODUCE AN ARMY!!
They fear of a revolution because we are tired of the barbaric ways of the west.
It finally makes sense why I've been rejected so many times..
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I-I have.. been.. *coughs blood* defeated.. this eclipse.. is.. too.. powerful.. MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!
I thought my overwhelming darkness in my heart could prevail over the light.. but it turns out.. the sun.. always shines again
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I'm dropping out of school. The slandering of weebs and anime in the classroom has gone on far too long. Anime ARE NOT CARTOONS QUIT SAYING IT!!
I almost go into a fit of rage when I hear these conversations in class.. I'm dropping out to protect them from my wrath.
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Hahaha Kojima-san you're so right!
Those damn westerners still think they can make as good of games as Japan. I know, they're bakas right? 😂
I'm from the west but I've always felt more in tune with Japanese culture more.. so speaking for all of us Japanese people.. ARIGATO!!
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I just found out the creator of manga has been dead... GOD DAMN IT!!!
I have been uncontrollably sobbing for 10 minutes now.. Why must the good ones go..
I would've gave my lifespan to him.
I would've taken a bullet for him.
I would've caught a disease for him.
Nande...
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I'm so tired of this stupid world. Everyday, I yearn to be recognized by the government, just for my dreams to be shattered.
Tell me, government, why i can't officially marry my body pillow.
WE ARENT HARMING ANYONE WITH OUR LOVE!! WHY IS MY LOVE NOT REAL??? GOD DAMN IT
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*sighs* What.. is the point of living? To live through this constant hell over and over again.. Where.. I get discriminated against for liking anime everyday..
And TO PUT SALT IN THE WOUND SHE SENT THIS SCREENSHOT EVERYWHERE!!!
Tch.. I should've known.. I'm sticking to waifus..
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Me in alternate dimension:
Hold up you watch twitch?? POGGERS!! Heh, I watch twitch streams for about 12 hours a day, I'm actually a mod for a few of them PepeLaugh. You asked how much I get paid? Ermmm.. MonkaS
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*Nudges friend*
Look, look!
Friend: What you ba- HOLY SMOKES!! That waifu is gorgeous..
Me: Watch and learn.
Hey m'lady, Isn't it hot today?
*Lifts hair showcasing leaf village headband*
Hot just like you.
*She blushes and hands number*
Just another days work
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I almost shed a tear of joy.. this.. is beautiful.
It all puts it into perspective now.. Americans are jealous of Japan beauty. That's why they continuously diss us weebs.
JUST CAUSE YOU DONT HAVE THE SAME THING IN YOUR COUNTRY DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF JAPAN!! BACK OFF
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Soap2day got shut down? GREAT!
If I have to pay for media so should you
These CEOs and studios desperately need your money to make even more sugoi shows!
And as a matter of fact, I've bought over 500 dollars worth of Crunchyroll merch to show even more support!
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Today I was sprinting to lunch when I happened to see a couple holding hands
I couldn't help but scream
"BRUH! That's basically rizz in Ohio 😂 😂"
I guess they didn't find it funny because they just stared and walked away
*Sighs* normies just don't have humor nowadays
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I've been seeing a lot of "dub isn't bad" on my timeline.. and it's downright blasphemous.
English is a barbaric language.. not meant for the gracefulness of anime.
Japanese however, it's elegant, it's sophisticated, it's the ideal language for anime.
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Baaaaaka. Anime aren't mere cartoons, it's insulting that you even compare them.
Cartoons cannot capture the soul of anime.. look at how vibrant my hero academia is.. there is not a singular cartoon that can even compare.
Japan puts their heart and soul into these anime
Wait till anime fans find out that animes are cartoons 🤯
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Cartoons need to be banned. The normie westerners are mad but let me explain.
Cartoons are plaguing the youth. Instead of watching thought provoking anime like demon slayer, they are watching SpongeBob and actively lowering their intelligence. This is a hindrance to society.
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Not only do I owe my childhood to the creators of my favorite anime..
I owe my whole life.
I think if I saw kishimoto about to get shot, I would jump in front of it and go
'R-RUN KISHIMOTO-SAN!!! *cough cough* LEAVE WITHOUT ME!!"
Don't trust any person who worked on a cartoon who says "I made your childhood". They're trying to frame it like I owe them something. Don't like it.
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Mom: Wake up you have to go to school today!
Me: No! I hate school! I want to watch anime!
Mom: YOU HAVE TO GO NOW!!
Me: *starts hyperventilating*
THATS IT!! IM GOING BEAST MODE!!
*Turns into werewolf and starts obliterating everything *
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Love letter to my waifu:
Man oh man, where do I start. the day I set my eyes on you in an episode, my heart started beating faster. The way you walk, the way you talk, was always so sugoi. I wish I could freeze time to watch a still frame of you forever. AI shiteru pookie bear.
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Good riddance if you ask me.. If your childs favorite game is by a western company you're giving them a bad childhood and holding them back.
All of my children will be playing MapleStory, so they can have a fulfilling childhood filled with the joys of anime.
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Men used to go to war you say?
I go to war every damn time I'm on this app.
I'm in the trenches defending Japan against normies.
I'm throwing grenades of insults to anyone who disses anime.
I'm patriotic to Japan even though I haven't visited, AND IM DAMN PROUD OF IT!
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UPDATE
I woke up not too long ago.. I want some McDonalds.. As I was expressing my grievances about it a homeless person came up to me and said
"Hey diabetes kid follow me" Not really sure what that is, but it kinda sounds like Dattebayo! SUGOI! Have I found some colleagues?
UPDATE
I've run away from home. My last straw was when they took my computer. This is abuse damn it!
Tch, whatever. I was built for the night anyways. I don't need school. Only bad thing is the other homeless don't like me.. they say I stink too much. That's my battle aura baka!
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QUIT SLANDERING NARUTO! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!! QUIT IT!!! I CANT CONTAIN MY ANGER ANY LONGER! AHHHH
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Weeb battle cry song:
I am a weeb hear me roar!
We read manga every night it is truly a great sight!
Our waifus are always right!
Anime gives me goosebumps every night!
3d women might say "I'm out" but waifus fill this drought!
I am a weeb hear me roar!!!
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I pride myself on being an anime expert, an otaku, if you will, which means I know basically everything about Japan. So the more I think about it, the more I think this has to be fake..
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Tell this to the damn bastards in my class.. they always want to claim that I smell despite me covering myself with my Axe cologne.
While you idiots shower everyday I'll be doing what the dermatologists say and shower about once a week like im supposed to
Dermatologists claim you should only shower 2-3 times a week 👀
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Japan...? Horrible...? Baaaaaka. Here comes another animephobe spreading propaganda, I've seen it too many times for this to fool me.
If Japan is so horrible, explain why they have have best form of entertainment in the world (AKA anime) and is basically a utopia?
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Um.. I've been watching the world cup and this is NOTHING at all like Blue Lock. What the fuck is this!? Where is the ego? Why are the games so low scoring..
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Heh, I'm on my way of becoming a mangaka! *Pumps fist* OSU! I'm probably already better than Oda! DATTEBAYO!
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Am I the asshole
Recently got a girlfriend (I know, very sugoi) but she seems to have a problem with how much anime I watch.
I openly told her "You are my 3d gf, but you will never take priority over my 2d waifus."
She gave me an ultimatum, it's either anime or her.
(Sighs)
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You offend Japan, you offend me. Every weeaboo will be protesting this movie. You picked the wrong community to mess with.
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