Narrated Elon
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Highly professional newsroom dedicated to reporting the activity of the CEO of Twitter
Joined November 2022
Dear @elonmusk: the latest update to Twitter iOS introduced a bug. The app no longer retains my preference for when i want to see the algorithm-manipulated timeline (never) and defaults me back there several times a day. Yours sincerely, Fischerville
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12 months ago, I was Person of the Year
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Elon Musk becomes wistful for a time when he was more respected.
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@ElGrecoSF And you have tiny testicles!
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Elon Musk asserts that tweeter ElGrecoSF has small testicles.
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Twitter is rolling out View Count, so you can see how many times a tweet has been seen! This is normal for video. Shows how much more alive Twitter is than it may seem, as over 90% of Twitter users read, but don’t tweet, reply or like, as those are public actions.
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Elon Musk delivers a feature that prominently displays the ratio of people who have seen your tweets to those who like them.
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@SenatorTester @SenatorSinema But shouldn’t there be some funding in this bill to secure US borders, given that we are spending tens of billions to secure the borders of other countries?
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Should we have a policy preventing the creation of or use of existing accounts for the main purpose of advertising other social media platforms?
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Elon Musk snorts a line of coke and tweets a poll from the Twitter Safety account.
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Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
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Elon Musk polls on whether he should quit his job at Twitter.
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@TheQuartering @levie Policy will be adjusted to suspending accounts only when that account’s *primary* purpose is promotion of competitors, which essentially falls under the no spam rule
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Buried in the replies of a thread, Elon Musk promises that Paul Graham’s account will be back, and partially walks back his insanely stupid new rule.
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Elon Musk institutes a tremendously stupid new rule, and bans Paul Graham for criticizing it.
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