SSA Jareau
@NamesJennifer2U
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{21+ RP, SS, #CriminalMinds} Special Supervisory Agent in the FBI's BAU department. || @Choc0Thunder is her lifeline.
Quantico, VA || 45+ writer
Joined March 2025
🪪 New Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau, not new to character. 💼 45+ writer. Literate & descriptive. 📁 Seeking team/friends, SL's, banter. 💞 Planned single ship. 📱 Independent/AU-ish portrayal. Any ❤️ & 🔄 are appreciated.
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"It was his recipe?! No wonder he looked offended. I'm sorry, Spence, but we'll get it right next time."
Now I know why Rossi looked so horrified I borrowed his recipe card….
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"Everyone has their own ways of making dishes. Even soup. I follow my grandmother's recipe."
I’m guessing that’s why Morgan kept trying to ditch team dinner…. I’d love that I wanna know where I went wrong I followed the recipe exactly
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By the time he'd get undressed and under the covers JJ is leaving the bathroom, turning off its light in passing. She'd then join Derek in their bed with a soft sigh. "Finally..."
Take your time. He pulled off his shoes, belt and jeans before stepping in bed in his boxers
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"It wasn't the best but not the worst I've had, either.... How about we recreate it in my kitchen the next time you want to make it? We'll work on improvements together."
Oh… so you didn’t actually like it… i followed the recipe exactly I don’t understand where I went wrong
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Having already changed into a nightgown with spaghetti straps, she would be in the bathroom to remove her makeup and brush her teeth. Give her five minutes.
More then. He's kicking off his boots, and pulling his Henley over his head.
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"You need less of some ingredients and more of others. It's all about balance and the marriage of the ingredients." Yikes! She's starting to sound like Rossi.
I used all that did… you not like it….
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"It needs a complete overhaul.. And chicken stock. And spices."
Why what’s wrong does it need more chicken? Noodles?
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||▪︎ #ρεɳɳყωเรε would commit a crime for a: • Aaron Hotchner • David Rossi • Spencer Reid • Penelope Garcia • Alex Blake
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Ahem.. https://t.co/TSUsGHsusP
Once this case is over I’ll make more soup for you all since you all seem to enjoy it so much (Someone needs to tell him the truth he can’t be allowed to continue to create his own”masterpieces” he calls food)
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Yeah, that time. Now, is he ready to come to bed, or..?
Right That time...
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After the intentional wreck. Two nights on the sofa and she had to deal with grumpiness.. And she missed having him beside her.
No. He does not? When was this?
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Remember the last time he was put on the couch? And it wasn't even his fault, but man, he was insufferable.
He didn't at first. Is he finding a couch... Yes, Or, No?
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"Spence? I think that we need to work on your chicken noodle recipe."
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// Which is why she ate pizza afterwards and has Pepto Bismol on standby. Science experiments don't belong in the kitchen.
☕️: he will not go willingly claiming he is a great cook (he is not he probably traumatized his entire team/family) Oh definitely it kinda looked radioactive did not look yummy… he definitely needs lessons
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She'll be sure to send extra soup. ...... Does he honestly think she'd actually couch him over chicken noodle soup?
Okay.. He's finding a couch to crash on. And yes, Very likely baby girls..
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// I can't..!! She's definitely going to drag him to hers and Derek's kitchen for some cooking lessons. It's that or everyone is going to have high medical costs. 🤣🤣
☕️: honestly he probably already has the chicken noodle probably traumatized him lol and yes Reid desperately cannot cook
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Wanna bet? Or are you admitting that I have bigger balls than you? #AndPlentyOfPepto
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// JJ is going to have to give the poor guy cooking lessons before Rossi has a heart attack. 🤣
☕️: me to especially because there ain’t nothing saving whatever is in that pot
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// "Add salt and pepper" had me snorting while I typed it.
☕️: I’m also trying not to laugh There all “so excited” for Reid’s gosh awful looking soup
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Keep digging that hole and it'll be past six feet. #AlreadyHadABowl
#ThenPizza
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