Eileen
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Paekākāriki gay. Trans rights. My best haircut was when I was 5. She/her. Mature 👩🏼🔬🔬🧬 student. Shill for big literature
Kathmandu. Wellington.
Joined July 2007
The first time we met 😍 (taken with my flip phone) And a very small puppy on a kitchen floor that has since been replaced
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I'm thinking of the poor vet who called to say my dog was deteriorating and I should hurry to get there before euthanasia. She ended the call with an automatic "have a nice day" and I could *feel* her cringe as she hung up
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Google tells me that astronaut Christina Koch is married to *the* Robert Koch of microbiology fame... from the Victorian era. Remember when we had a search engine that worked
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No this is fine Perfectly clear tweet shouldn't cause any worry at all 👍
A volcanic eruption in Auckland will likely result in slow moving rivers of lava flowing through densely populated areas, which is why our scientists are looking to La Palma for lessons from its 2021 eruption. Read about our recent trip here 👇🏽 https://t.co/LkBcOIvWyn
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The shark I sent to get my sister got the wrong beach by about 1km Maps are hard to read under water? I don't want to hear it Useless
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Flag of the Māori people (Tino Rangatiratanga flag)
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It's completely dark and we haven't had any trick or treaters can I eat the brain shaped gummy lollies now
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Cedar I love you
This is Cedar. His ears might suggest he's part bunny rabbit, but the truth is even cuter. 13/10
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My first thought was – is Chloe Wright a NZ First donor? Then – oh her son must have thought it was the other Plunket
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If a new landlord buys your rental and supplies the missing healthy home report, and it turns out it was noncompliant for the previous 18 months you lived there Cam you take your old landlord to the tenancy tribunal or did the new owner take on liability ? Wellington questions
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The worst thing in the world is happening and there is nothing he can do to stop it (The smoke detector did a low battery chirp)
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Being stuck in bed isn't so bad when this is the view 10+ tūī in a kōwhai tree
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I just dreamed that Judith Collins ended the moratorium on GMOs. @MmcScience did a "yesss" fist pump and unzipped her jacket to reveal a giant fruit fly she was cuddling like a puppy. Collins was like "you clearly did that while it was still illegal" but couldn't prove it.
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It's nearly entirely vaseline anyway. Only "active" ingredients have to be listed Ask me, someone who gets blisters from a vaseline allergy, how I know
Today I realised that this isn't called Paw Paw ointment 🤯
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Literally the barista serving both me and my sister until the time we both showed up together
there is a guy i see every single time i’m at the gym. morning, night, midday, twice a days, i’m like this is outrageous. today, i’m here & there are two of them. they’re twins lmao it’s all adding up
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