Thank you for reporting this crime, but we only serve New York City, where this would NEVER happen.

@NYPDstatenIslnd @NYPDDetectives Why you overlook ham or bacon on a bagel? That's a sin.

@NYPDstatenIslnd @NYPDDetectives Sec 4024573.6 Bagel Blasphemy. No Individual shall mutilate a bagel, in any fashion, other than 1(one) HORIZONTAL Slice, & standard bite. #BoilMyBagel #shmearCampaign #WallpaperWednesday

@NYPDstatenIslnd @NYPDDetectives Both

@NYPDstatenIslnd @NYPDDetectives Panera’s the only place that would do this any legit bagel place woulda cursed them out on the phone 😹

@NYPDstatenIslnd @NYPDDetectives Word.

@NYPDstatenIslnd @NYPDDetectives 😂😂😂

@NYPDstatenIslnd @NYPDDetectives Truly America’s finest

@NYPDstatenIslnd @NYPDDetectives Bagels from Panera - wrong the dough isn’t the same,water is too filtered the trace minerals are removed texture is rubbery then to slice it dries it out further! He could have Melba toast and various spreads instead of this bagel debauchery

@NYPDstatenIslnd @NYPDDetectives Equally offensive!

@NYPDstatenIslnd @NYPDDetectives This should be classified as a hate crime

@NYPDstatenIslnd @NYPDDetectives The bigger crime is serving bagels to your coworkers. If you really want to make a splash, serve breakfast tacos!!!

@NYPDstatenIslnd @NYPDDetectives Ever try bagels from DD? <<shudder>> I call them “bagel-shaped objects”

@NYPDstatenIslnd @NYPDDetectives What the hell do they sell at Panera other than fake soup and bread made out of rubber? 😂 I have seen people carry food in large paper bags. What gives?