— 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 . . 𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 . . !

Now , now , child . Since you didn't know , I will give you another chance at life . Show Grandfather the amount of respect that is expected and mayhaps he will invite you for soup later . . If you are lucky ! ( He chuckles. ) My soups are quite scrumptious and invigorating !

Uhhh ... ( Scratching stomach, looking around. How awkward. ) Know my name , at least . I am Nurgle . I cannot go back to where I came from because I am already there . I am at two places at once , see . . You would be driven mad if you gazed upon me truly .

I wish to dance .. but I'm afraid I'll break everyone's arms ..

... Do you know who I am , child ?

I'll scoop you some from the cauldron !

ok but what if I say no

/ / STOP FOLLOWING ME IF YOU ARE STRICTLY LEWD AND/OR POST ONLY POST ABOUT THAT KIND OF MUCK I DON'T WANNA HEAR OR SEE IT LA LA LA LA

/ / I really want to roleplay more in the Warhammer verse but there is just so much gooning EVERYWHERE like you cannot have a normal conversation or look through an account to see if you want to follow it without seeing uncensored muck 🤢

I miss my Wife .

( loud sipping of soup on the tl. )

You speak as if that is a bad thing ! You speak to Nurgle himself , mortal . No need to rub your eyes .

Ha . Ha .. why should you show such anger ? I understand if it was maybe Khorne , or Slaanesh .. but I am a part of life and death itself . We are practically friends . Would you like some lunch stew ? I just made a fresh batch .

Is there something in your eyes , miss ? My , and I haven't even gotten to plague making yet !

You should choose to co-exist with it .. hehe ...

— said bowl. ) Or - even better yet , you would indulge in some soup with me ?

I intrigue you , do I ? Perhaps you would like to learn more ? Grandfather Nurgle knows plenty . It would be my pleasure to bend your ear for a bit . ( The mass chuckles, before turning to a cauldron and picking up a bowl, scooping green mixture from the cauldron into —

Haha ! Are you not familiar with my work ? I am 𝐍𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐥𝐞 . I fathered all diseases ... It is what propelled me to Godhood .

gooood morning ...

which one ... ?

buuuhhh .. could go for a thing o'soup . If anyone's interested ... ( A green hand covered in boils lazily stirs a cauldron. He doesn't recall what he was originally making this brew for, but.. a stew's a stew. Or.. soup. )