lone star in the wall, would you warm me tonight

so i got a new flight to mn but i have to fly to LAX first and will be getting there at 5 am so basically please pray for me bc caffeine aint doing shit for me anymore

get fucked @Delta

are u fucking kidding me they canceled my flight

what if sisyphus just ate the boulder

unstoppable hydrogen bomb vs immovable coughing baby

(makes a really loud and embarrassing noise on accident) yeah thats what u sound like

everyone in the bay is my friend and therefore is liable to become my enemy at any moment

hey thanks for hanging out. u are now contractually obligated to take care of me for as long as we know each other

something very unnerving about this guys appearance. its like his mouth is too wide and his eyes are either hollow or just smaller mouths. feels like body horror max headroom

edward scissor sisters

ohhh

playin a sick riff with my optic nerve

guitar pick lobotomy

the ice pick lobotomy was originally supposed to be the toothpick lobotomy but it was soon discovered that the mouse model was ill-suited to this particular case

the bitter irony is that the more preoccupied i get with the demon the worse my mood gets and the more prone i am to doing its bidding by mistake. the conclusion of course is that you should really kill me with hammers or perhaps an ice pick

the things that people usually call "intrusive thoughts" for me are actually a little evil demon in my mind that tells me to do or say awful things to my friends and because that demon is part of me i think you should kill me with hammers

they hated jesus because he was always on that damn phone

just passed a place called "1 oz coffee". why would i want that. why would anyone want that

its cause youre always on those damn layers

posting to social media about how much i suck to prove to everyone that im a better person than they are