A raccoon ransacked a liquor store, got drunk, then passed out in the bathroom

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Oh no! Quebec plans to ban public street prayer. So praying to Allah will become virtually impossible with only 200 or so mosques to choose from. Plus, it's impossible to block traffic while praying in a mosque. So unfair!

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I’m not saying it’s universal, but every single “non-binary” person I have ever met has been a self-centered, emotionally unstable narcissist who needed to be the center of attention at all times, and believed that their “identity“ made them a super special snowflake who was more

Says he's going to be Prime MInister, already ruining Christmas

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My politics are whatever this is.

What??

YIKES 😆 official Account of the CBC, the Canadian State funded MEDIA, is based in the United States

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Months ago when people started talking about X showing locations I checked mine, it said Canada and I checked other accounts and couldn't see theirs. It's the same today, I think you all hallucinated an update and reversal because you never bothered to look before

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Lmaooo

Mass migration poses an existential threat to Western civilization and undermines the stability of key American allies. Today the State Department instructed U.S. embassies to report on the human rights implications and public safety impacts of mass migration.

This is a million dollar idea

And with all due respect to my Canadian friends, whose politics focus obsessively on the United States: your stagnating living standards have nothing to do with Donald Trump or whatever bogeyman the CBC tells you to blame. The fault lies with your leadership, elected by you.

This is the funniest AI I've seen this week.

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Me right now