Bloody #Dracula !.

Lets hope #JAPvSCO is on. It’ll be the best save in rugby since . well.

While we wait . do you think #JAPvSCO will get the go ahead?.

Why do they all set their ‘safety net’ at the original 32k? Do they realise they have a choice? #whowantstobeamillionaire.

Is the best #WimbledonFinal ever?.

First the unfortunate #PORNED hashtag, then the stadium big screen turns up as a 60inch not 60foot. It’s pure Spinal Tap!! . #nationsleague #bbcfootball

Bad acting . Bad writing . Bad sets . Bad lighting . Loads of shouting . #eastenders have clearly found key to winning the Soap #bafta #baftas.

#facup VAR goes to Stockley Park . but given the shenanigans these days, it should really go to Bletchley Park . #ARSMUN #bbcfootball #bbcfacup

This is a great game . cup football is back! #CHETOT #bbcfootball.

#thematch is like watching your grandma trying to use a ipad . you’re respectfully patient, but secretly want to say ‘get on with it, I have to be home by Monday’ #TigervPhil.

Sean Gallagher looking like kid who’s gone to his gran’s expecting a present and was only given an empty birthday card #pkdebate.

The nations collective blood pressure just has gone off the scale! #ENGCRO #bbcworldcup #worldcup #itscominghome.

Does anyone know what the numbers on the wall meant in tonight’s #Corrie ?

So . Klopp is Pep’s Kryptonite #bbcfootball #MCFCVLFC.

There’s more twists than Audrey’s hair curlers . half expecting #phelan ‘s evil twin to appear next #Corrie.

Mourinho at press conference: ‘I’ve done it with #RealMadrid I’ve done it with #FCPorto & I’ve done it again tonight. I know how to knock #mufc out of the Champions League’ #tv3ucl #bbcfootball.

So it finished 0-0 at Anfield. Permission to feel smug! #bbcfootball #livpor smug.

#llls #latelateshow jaysus . even Louis's toupee is trying to leave!.

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