
Tracey
@NHLPrincess
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http://t.co/D3lxEVdCC9 I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.
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http://t.co/NkImB0L57x Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?.
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http://t.co/A7iSZYPugn No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.
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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/TRNP766i.
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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a sword http://t.co/S0KUhT5s.
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http://t.co/VMzAue0P Hm. Not sure whether to scold my son for chasing the cat or thank the cat for excersizing my son. .
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