BREAKING NEWS: The Minnesota Wild have traded for Quinn Hughes seconds before the deadline per Frank Seravalli. Frank seemed to be first on the trade, just about 2 months late.

BREAKING: New York Rangers captain JT Miller just requested a trade to the WNBA's New York Liberty mid-interview. Sources say after another 5-1 loss, Miller yelled at a reporter and said: "This motherfucker Drury should have been fired years ago, incompetent bitch" WOW😯😯

NHL refs might be the best refs EVER. They definitely clear those soft ass NBA bums. They can really define goaltender interference so every fan can understand very easily! Dan Muse was an absolute idiot in reviewing this. I mean this is blatantly not goalie interference🙄🙄

BREAKING: Auston Matthews has requested a trade to the Toronto Raptors, citing "better chance at a championship" and "management that knows how to actually manage." Sources say he's already practicing his crossover dribble.