Baby parrots look the way I feel 3 days into a cold absolutely zooted off my ass on Nyquil, waiting for sleep to take me so I can have the most fucked up dream imaginable

*Taps mic* Is this thing still on?? @ap0llafae you ready?

Help girl, my zoo tycoon zoo is going into debt :(

Me: oh man it's been too long since I last streamed! I should stream something again :) Every possibly fucking thing that could feasibly go wrong:

Sorry guys! The stream's gonna be a bit late I have a chicken on my lap. You know how it is

No stream today! I'll be back to finish 100%ing Security Breach Ruin on Sunday! :)

We're gonna try to 100% the Security Breach DLC! Hop in and wish me luck 😅

HOW THE FUCK DID I STREAM FOR 5 HOURS WITHOUT NOTICING I NEVER UPDATED MY STREAM INFO HOW HOW

H-HEWWO???? IS ANYBODY STILL HEWE??????? <:3 Anyway Ruin DLC for FNAF security breach comes out tomorrow 👀👀👀

Ive been inactive here for a bit. Idk if I have to worry about getting suspended yet, but im posting this to reset the timer for now :3

SPECIFICALLY! I mean don't call 911 expecting the cops to show up and do something. Instead find the non emergency number of your local pd or show up in person to file a report to take to your insurance. The pizza bit is 100% tho. Take that at face value.

DONT go to the cops for a break in DO go to the mafia for pizza This has been a PSA

Had a dream last night that I was Mario and I teamed up with Peach, and two other guys to cause a whole lot of chaos in some town so I could sneak into my grandparents house and unalive the king of England with my psychic powers

Saw a Dr. Pepper flavored peeps at Walmart the other day...Thinking about doing my peeps challenge again this year

Help girl, my zoo tycoon zoo is going into debt :(

Spot the difference Real Life Edition https://t.co/ZVGhparCvm

No ethical consumption under capitalism is the reality for not finding a way around supporting big companies for your basic needs not your crutch to buy a piece of shit’s video game

Bendy......TWO!!! https://t.co/2QlDOKTVK0

Beating Bendy >:) https://t.co/ZVGhparCvm

This is what happens when you let your boss convince you to come in on the weekend smh :/

Beating up that old man if it KILLS me(it will) [FNAF security breach] https://t.co/ZVGhparCvm