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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
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“𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐢𝐭? 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝?” // Info in strawpage!
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
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Well…
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
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“…Do you have an extra pair?” [ Fidgeting with his hands. Anxious. ]
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𝓥𝗮𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗲 .ᐟ
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⠀ ⠀⠀( no need to be nervous, she has always supported him so far and she won't stop with it now. promise﹗)
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A Palestinian teenager was starved in an Israeli prison before his death, a judge ruled before closing the case https://t.co/ddfCdeYvLR
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
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[ He wants to try some on, but he’s too nervous to ask. ]
@nothissugarbomb
𝓥𝗮𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗲 .ᐟ
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⠀ ⠀⠀she really likes her new look —
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
11 hours
That’s better!
@HEALSERUM
ᵀᴴ͜ᴱ 𝐒𝗤𝐔𝐈𝙍𝐄 ׅ⎖ ­ ­ ­
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⠀ f-word. 🥀 ⠀
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
12 hours
Language!
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ᵀᴴ͜ᴱ 𝐒𝗤𝐔𝐈𝙍𝐄 ׅ⎖ ­ ­ ­
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
2 days
[ Norm nods. Thaddeus. He’ll do his best to remember that. ] “Okay… Nice to meet you, Thaddeus.” [ He nods. ] “Our father left the vault after we were invaded… She left to find him, then I left to find her.” [ He sighs, looking up at Thaddeus. ] “What about you?”
@HEALSERUM
ᵀᴴ͜ᴱ 𝐒𝗤𝐔𝐈𝙍𝐄 ׅ⎖ ­ ­ ­
2 days
⠀ thaddeus hops a little closer and slings an arm over the vaulter's shoulders, leaning in fully with little concern for his endurance. "thanks," he mutters with a wince as they start moving, each step harder than the last. 𝒊'𝒎 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒅𝒊𝒆, he keeps thinking. + ⠀
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
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-it’s a bit of a struggle given the height difference between them. ] “Uhm, I-I’m Norm. Norm Maclean.”
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
3 days
[ Norm gags slightly as the head is raised. He nods slowly. He isn’t sure about trusting this stranger, but he doesn’t exactly have a choice. He doesn’t wanna risk it. ] “O-Okay… Just keep that head away from me…” [ He awkwardly wraps his arm around the man’s waist, though-
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ᵀᴴ͜ᴱ 𝐒𝗤𝐔𝐈𝙍𝐄 ׅ⎖ ­ ­ ­
3 days
⠀ thaddeus frowns, confused and a little taken aback by the other's reaction — although in norm's defense, that really is a human head. "woah little guy! relax. i'm not gonna kill you, i didn't kill 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚! i'm telling you, i found the guy like this." he raises the + ⠀
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
3 days
-my head, please!” [ Poor guy was NOT made for the wasteland. ]
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
3 days
[ Norm stares in disbelief. ] “How is that a good thing?! That’s a head! A human head! From a human body!” [ He’s lucky he didn’t eat more, otherwise he’d still be vomiting. ] “D-Did you do this?! Please, d-don’t do it to me too! I’ll do anything you want, just let me keep-
@HEALSERUM
ᵀᴴ͜ᴱ 𝐒𝗤𝐔𝐈𝙍𝐄 ׅ⎖ ­ ­ ­
3 days
⠀ "oh— there there," the squire encourages awkwardly from a distance after the stranger's done throwing up breakfast. he glances at the head like he's trying to figure out what could possibly be the matter. "it's definitely real, yeah. and thank god, could you imagine?" + ⠀
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
3 days
// hehehehehe
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ᵀᴴ͜ᴱ 𝐒𝗤𝐔𝐈𝙍𝐄 ׅ⎖ ­ ­ ­
3 days
https://t.co/bCUQZLY5Z2 you know i had to make one of these (feel free to fill in the other side, even if its platonic!!)
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
3 days
[ Norm looks down at the head, and goes white as a sheet. He doesn’t even speak, he just turns and vomits. ] “That- Th-that’s real?! That’s a real head?!” [ He stares in horror, already wanting to run back to the vault. ]
@HEALSERUM
ᵀᴴ͜ᴱ 𝐒𝗤𝐔𝐈𝙍𝐄 ׅ⎖ ­ ­ ­
3 days
⠀ thaddeus shakes his head at the mention of a sister. "nah, haven't seen her, sorry." his grip shifts on dr wilzig's head, fingers readjusting on short hair. he lets out an awkward chuckle when he brings up the gun, tapping it on his side. "yeah, my bad. you never know + ⠀
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ᵀᴴ͜ᴱ 𝐒𝗤𝐔𝐈𝙍𝐄 ׅ⎖ ­ ­ ­
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
4 days
“I hope so…” [ He bites his lip anxiously. ] “Thanks…”
@HEALSERUM
ᵀᴴ͜ᴱ 𝐒𝗤𝐔𝐈𝙍𝐄 ׅ⎖ ­ ­ ­
4 days
⠀ ( he sighs, resisting the urge to roll his eyes at the vaulter's standards — there's a faint clink of metal when he digs into his pockets, pulling out a small handful of caps. ) you think this'll do? ⠀
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
4 days
“Uhm… No, I don’t. I don’t think rocks are very good for my back.” [ He huffs. ]
@HEALSERUM
ᵀᴴ͜ᴱ 𝐒𝗤𝐔𝐈𝙍𝐄 ׅ⎖ ­ ­ ­
4 days
⠀ you got any caps? pretty sure there's a settlement nearby, could rent a place to sleep. either that or uhhh, we find a big rock? ⠀
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
4 days
“…I’m not sure where to nap though. It’s gross out here.”
@HEALSERUM
ᵀᴴ͜ᴱ 𝐒𝗤𝐔𝐈𝙍𝐄 ׅ⎖ ­ ­ ­
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⠀ yeah, maybe. it works like a charm every time. ⠀
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
4 days
“Ew, no! Those things are nasty!” [ He shakes his head. ] “Maybe a nap is what I need.”
@HEALSERUM
ᵀᴴ͜ᴱ 𝐒𝗤𝐔𝐈𝙍𝐄 ׅ⎖ ­ ­ ­
4 days
⠀ i was actually gonna say take a nap. but now that you mention it — maybe all you need is a cigarette. ⠀
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
4 days
[ Norm tilts his head, raising a brow. ] “Smoke?”
@HEALSERUM
ᵀᴴ͜ᴱ 𝐒𝗤𝐔𝐈𝙍𝐄 ׅ⎖ ­ ­ ­
4 days
⠀ ( he pulls his hand away now, clicking his tongue at the other's self-diagnosis. a stressed vault-dweller, what has the world come to ... ) when i'm stressed, y'know what i do? ⠀
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☢︎⚠︎—𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧
4 days
[ Norm is somewhat confused by the gesture, but he doesn’t mind it. ] “I think it’s just stress.”
@HEALSERUM
ᵀᴴ͜ᴱ 𝐒𝗤𝐔𝐈𝙍𝐄 ׅ⎖ ­ ­ ­
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⠀ ( he presses the back of his hand against norm's forehead and hums. ) well, you don't have a fever. i think. ⠀
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