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I'm a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude. Alpa male. I believe there are only 2 genders.
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This account is not RTM , TV3, Bernama, Al-jazeera,CNBC, BBC, or CNN. Don't take the tweets seriously, unless you're unhappy with your life and want to argue with a stranger online just for the sake of human interaction.
I never thought I have to clarify that.
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If u understand this tweet,
I wanna marry u.
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I dated a few smart woman. I love it.
We would talk about intellectual stuff, dissect a movie, interpret a song together, conspiracy theories and how cool turtles are.
So, your statement is a bit off.
Some (weak) men dont like smart women.
There, i fixed it for u.
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@hzqfrhn
bang, nampak mcam laju, tapi rasanya normal speed je tu. kalau bawak macam kura2 pon, kalau ada cibai uturn kat double line membabi buta macam tu, eksiden jugak.
abang ni spesis tak habis sekolah memandu ke dulu?
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If you fall for a girl’s face, its easy to move on
But
If you fall for her personality, good luck forgetting about her.
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@dawudbahwi
Ini benar bro. The issue tak pernah berubah, it seems.
Bkn P Ramlee boleh meramal future. We as a rqce yang tak berubah. Well, some.
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Lelaki nak pussy free.
Perempuan nak duit free.
We are the same 😅
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My top advice for my guy friends on first dates?
Tease her.
Not sexually of course.Not yet.
She says she likes painting? Oh, painting walls or benches?
She like Korean food? Ask her why she likes rotten veges.
Things like that. Time it perfectly and boom, panties off! 🤣🤣
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@SamadSaidWhaaat
@atiraa19
Relax. Limited to 300pcs and only 1 pcs per resit. Nobody can profit from this kalau berniaga. This is for marketing purpose. Anyway, harap2 price dkt kedai ustaz ni leh challenge 99 speedmart.
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Girls, here's a quick tip if you want to be safe when a guy ajak you 'chill je' at his place, hotel, or AirBNB.
Tell him you're bringing a guy friend too.
If dia menggelabah ask you to come alone, be careful. Be very careful.
You have been warned.
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Korang enjoy la 3-some,4-some,GB,ONS, apejadah tu semua.
My soul cant bare those things
I just want one girl that’ll cuddle with me, tease my brain, talk to me and face this fucked up life forever with me.
I don’t need all those pussy. Just one is enough.
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Welcome newbie DS.
Abang senior nak nasihat satu je.
Don't fall for their profile pic and their lies.
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Girls, if a guy messages you to ajak check in or fuck and adds "eh" or "gurau je".
He is not kidding. He is just testing the waters.
Don't believe me? Say jom or yes and see how he acts.
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Yang gaji 5k kebawah ni lah yang bertungkus lumus dalam membantu orang dalam banjir.
Yang 50k dan lain2 tu, semua sibuk potong kek.
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Kalau aku ajak date, bkn sbb aku gelojoh.
Aku rasa kau interesting, so nak tgk la real life sama ke x.
Aku ni bkn 24jam horny je tau.
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Suka yg kurus, cariklah yg kurus.
Suka yg gemuk, carilah yg gemuk.
Tak payah la kutuk orang atau taste org tu.
Benda simple je.
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Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex
‘Cause you don’t want that late text, that “I think I’m late” text
Kawal diri tu.
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Kat ds ni, kau tunjuklah
- your tits
- your pussy
- your dick
- your abs
- your ass
-your asshole
Tapi tolong la jangan tayang kebodohan tu. Tu elok disimpan sorang2
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Me : You dah cum?
Her : Belum
Me : Saya dah dua kali dah
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Mula2 estetek.
Pastu, lipstetik
Kemudian, eyestetik
Last sekali rambutetik.
Stitch semua, dapatlah satu muka and tetek.
Sekian.
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I have always respected Siti Nurhaliza.
Her talent, her grace, her brilliance.
But, what she did broke that respect.
Too bad we have to group Siti with Neelofa together.
Netizens will forget, i won't.
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No pork doesn't mean its halal since there might be alcohol in the cooking.
Just a friendly reminder.
📍 Hokkaido Seafood @ Titiwangsa Sentral
Seafood taste mantap, harga not yahudi level.
When I called them asking about Halal status the owner said, “No pork, here no pork, don’t worry, many Malay people come here one. 30 years already.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Malunya jadi lelaki kalau kerja asyik nk kikis duit perempuan.
Kata nak pinjam, end up, jadi sedekah. Lol.
Be a man.
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Girls, kalau nak g date tu, kenal2 la dulu kat dm. Tgk style dia mcm mana. Rilex ke, cool ke, menggelabah ke, fakboi ke.
Then barulah agree or not to the date. Ni tak, main ons je. Pastu acah2 victim n buat thread.
Tu pon Tun nak ajar ke?
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Most of the guys think DS girls are just horny girls that wants to fuck.
But they forgot, DS girls are girls with feelings and they are horny and wants to fuck.
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Boy, rather than spending money buying nudes or paying a girl to talk to you on the phone, ask a girl out.
Use that money to train your social skills and practice to be a man.
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Kau buat sex services tapi memilih customer.
Its your right, but its kinda funny. And at the same time ironic cause u only want 'thin' customers.
A funny scenario on a rainy Sunday.
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Im horny sometimes. But do i go around asking girls if they wanna fuck?
No, dont do that, man.
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I love smart girls.
I love girls that can be taught and can teach me as well.
Don't be dumb for me. I'll lose interest.
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The scary thing about the Sivagangga cluster is that it happened before Raya Haji.
Imagine how many people have actually brought it back to their hometown?
Lets hope for the best. And fuck that paria!
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Missionary, cause i wanna see your eyes roll back when i slide inside you.
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Betul la Billie Eilish cakap,
You give an ugly guy a chance, he will leave u at the mamak
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1 tip i would like to add to the penyambut tetamu DS tu...
Don't trust someone yg bg lists2 of "rules" DS. If its from a guy, he is trying to sound "protective" and "trustworthy"
That is all.
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DS Fakboi Starter Pack :
-ayat manis2 loser moving on
-ajak date
-pegang2 tgn dlm kete
-makan tapi x borak. Main phone je.
-tayang duit
-jln laju2 pegi kete
-acah2 ajk check in
-terpaksa hantar pmpuan tu blk
-minta kiss ( kalau x dpt, paksa)
-bangga dengan tahap player sendiri
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Iswardy was saying the truth
In my view, he was only asking the royalty of what they are doing.
He was voicing what the rakyat was thinking all along.
Respect is earned, not given.
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Everyone in mcD's drive through today be like:
Btw kalau korang laung "merdeka" 3 kali dekat drive thru MCD dapat burger free
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Boobs or ass?
Personality....
Kidding! Boobs of course!
You can't om nom nom on a personality.
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-respect the elderly
-kurangkan guna plastik dan straw
-kemas sendiri meja lepas makan
-tak bercakap masa tgk wayang
-selalu bersedekah
-never fake an orgasm
-tau nak makan mana
-berdiri di kiri escalator
-tong2 minyak bila naik kete kwn
-optimumkan penggunaan signal *penting
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Orang horny adalah orang baik yang tersucktitties
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@arivinraj_turu
Tenang betul lelaki tu. Calm and collected.
Yang org nampak, rekod video tak clear. Dia ingat laki ni nk buat tiktok utk clout gamaknya.
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A snake is always a snake.
A predator is always a predator, no matter how 'friendly' he is.
Take note please.
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Fuck u guys yang take advantage of soft-hearted people in here.
Ds doesnt mean we dont have hearts and feelings.
We’re human too.
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Mama : nanti balik solat belikan lambogini tu ye
( ah sudah. Mak aku nak lambo pulak)
Me : hah?
Mama : lambogini tu. Yang lembut2 coklat tuuu.
Me: ohhhhh
What my mama want is ......
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@Adwinswidanta
Tgk comment ramai triggered.
Understand the context and type of content dia ni buatlah. 😂
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Drama Pagi Sabtu.
Alkisah nak mintak gambar morning wood Tun.
Dasar fake akauntan! So, sapa2 yg follow dia ni, beware ye.
Dia kata Tun busuk. Tun wangi kot. Jilake.
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You post nudes and marah people masturbate or stroke their dicks to your picture?
Sis, there are a lot, a lot, a lotttt, of weirdos in this DS world.
And some of them lurk in the shadows for content to wag their dick to. So, keep that in mind
This is a PSA by Tun.
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Guys, if you plan to book an airbnb, remember to contact the host first and ask for a better rate/discount.
I just booked a room worth 160 at 105.
I have done this a couple of times.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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you guys know that partying, getting drunk,having sex and all that stuff are just temporary solutions for a long term problem.... right?
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Not all women can squirt.
And squirting shouldn't be your end goal, dudes.
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Haritu kote keluar kt supermarket.
Skrg bogel tengah jalan.
Ni lah masalah berkote besar. Ego.
Hahahaha
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Guys, buat masa ni, elakkan lah keluar ke mall. Bahaya.
Keluar ke AirBNB takpe. Kita jaga kita.
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Perempuan gemok ditinggalkan tepi jalan
Lelaki gemok ditinggalkan dalam DM.
Ha Ha.
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No wonder ya'll can have car sex in Ipoh.
So many dark and secluded locations!
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My girl asked me for sambal nyet.
I told her, "gila ke? Benda tu susah nak dpt kot. Cuba mintak benda lain"
Then, she asks for a smart government that has balls to do the right thing and protect the people.
I asked her, "berapa botol nak sambal tu?"
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FWB ni, someone yg kau kenal yang kau boleh do sexual/other stuffs with.
Bukan orang yg kau tak kenal and ajak have sex je. Tu pon keliru ke.
Be friends first, then get the mutual benefit la. IF both party agrees,of course.
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I trained a girl to scream when my bird attacks her.
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Check in pon mintak duit kau, kau rasa dia ada duit nk tanggung abortion?
Pikirlah wahai anak muda.
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Top 5 reasons why guys get rejected by girls in this Dark Side.
1. Your profile sucks
2. Your DP sucks
3. You suck.
4. You're too gelojoh/rude
5. Tak hensem.
Yang last tu pon, not valid if the others are okay.
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Dulu, DS girls report kena tinggal kat kedai makan, tepi jalan, dll.
Sekarang, kat bilik hotel pon kena sidai.
Kesian.
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@AmirudinShari
Real question, bukan nak berpolitik. Just nak tahu
But what does a MB do melawat tempat banjir macam ni? Dia akan cari jalan penyelesaian ke? Apa function dia? Shouldn't someone (an engineer maybe?) do that?
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Untuk majlis batal air sembahyang lepas nikah nanti, i dont wanna kiss your forehead.
I wanna kiss your lips. Idgaf! 🤣
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Jaja cinta demi pussy.
That's the lowest of the low.
Be a man and tell her u wanna fuck her, instead of lying to her and telling u love her, only for her body.
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If you make 50-100k, you don't have to pay a girl. Really.
Just live your best life, post it here.
Express your personality, post it here.
They will come.
Then, if you want to give money to them, sure.
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Guys, don't be afraid to challenge your girl. Especially if you like the girl.
Challenge her thought, what she says, everything!
Most guys get rejected because they don't have a backbone and just follow the girl's will. No girl wants a wimp.
This is a pro tip. You are welcome.
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Girl : Constantly upload nudes/thirst traps.
Also girls : "Can you tell me, korang nk ape ni🥺"
The girls logic In mathematical equation => 2 + 2 = 6
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Karma always understand the assignment.
Girls, remember, don't go to a private place with someone that u don't trust. Take care of yourself.
There are a lot of predators out there.
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I admit it. I have a tudung fetish.
I like looking at girls wearing tudung. All cute, innocent and shit. Been that way since my sekolah menengah years
But, making sexual content with tudung? A big no-no for me.
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How can you fall for someone, without meeting them? 🤔
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Im curious.
When you go out with someone, it will be with someone you like kan?
How do you have the balls to be kedekut with them if you want them?
I'm all for saving money, but ajak orang date and then do not spend money? Im baffled!
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Meh listkan meh. Sorang satu movie je.
Jangan repeat ok!
Tun mulakan : Ninja Turtles.
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@juruteraMY
@dgafboutmei
He is using mungkin sebab the investigation is not finished yet. It aint conclusive.
Besides, he is just making the statement to address the public,for now.
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I was bored. So i made these.
Tun Cookies.
Chocolate goodness mixed with the crunchiness of almons. .
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I believe this should also be considered as sexual harassment.
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When someone tayang harta, duit, etc to attract you.
You know they’re BORING AF.
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Adikku manis,
Cantik bergaya,
Bolehkah abang cuddle bersama...
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Kau nak baca Yassin. Silakan.
Kau nak share porn,etc. Silakan.
Just do not mix it in each other.
This is socmed. Hak masing2.
If u dont like it. GTFO.
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Nak tau maksud orang malang?
Dah vaksin dua kali, tapi duduk negeri Fasa 1. 😂
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DS Girl : "Guys here only buy you stuff to get yo pussy,girl"
Also DS Girl: Checkout kan pleaseee 👉🏽👈🏾
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If you want to have love like BCL and Ashraf, you wont feel it.
Cause every love is different.
Cause everyone is different.
How they love, might not be the way you love.
Just,love.
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