HOT older men in YOUR area want to know if YOU have been playing with the THERMOSTAT?.

I watched Killing Zoe again last night and it remains an absolutely amazing film that seems to be overlooked.

There's nine of us on this conference call and we look like a shit Brady Bunch.

Since I often have to use my glasses now when looking at my phone, technically, they are 'wanking' rather than 'reading' glasses.

"I wish Gregg was in the kitchen with him to hurry him up, even if he was touching him.". 19, criticising 21's cooking speed.

"I'm a proper cunt."

Trump will never forget 9, or 11, but he gets cloudy with 13 as there were so many of them.

One day the media will realise that the good of a country is actually more important than having a constant source of stories from right wing lunatics, and stop promoting them.

One of the most difficult things for me to reconcile with Reform is that a huge percentage of their support also want to deport Zia Yusuf.

This time in August reminds me of when we went to my ex's family home in Sevilla for holidays and spent the first day hiding in the house because the police were looking for her brother.

If Caravaggio wasn't banging him, I'll eat my hat.

This was why I used to love playing Saturday afternoons on god awful pitches across North London: that in the midst of an absolutely dire game, it was possible to create a moment of magic that would stay with you for the working week ahead.

So, as I went out for my last cigarette last night, I was greeted with the sight of a chap in the flats, taking off his vest and then his jogging bottoms and standing in the full length window with his cock out, taking in the night air. Fucking game's gone, mate.

RT @CyberSaffron: Ford Cortina in blue. Dungeness.

I fail to grasp how we as a country have ended up following the Trumpian theme where someone like Farage is not 'popular', but 'the most popular man in the country'. This desperate necessity for every claim to be the most extreme version of that claim.

19 is currently doing his Biology exam re-sit so he can pass Foundation year at uni and get on to the geology degree and the nerves are palpable.

What I don't grasp is how a party that is not in office and cannot be in office for at least four more years get every policy so widely publicised by the apparently biased 'mainstream media'?.

And Only a Fan.

The levels of support for the England women's rugby team is unprecedented. Flags up all over the place. .

For the hard of thinking at the back: it's not the flag which offends, it's the hijacking to use in a racist narrative.

Whilst L'Oréal may think I'm worth it, they're only prepared to offer a cash plus player deal. Probably Richarlison.