Anyway, since we’re apparently in the end times, as user #2662 I declare we are done here. Anyone with a lower number who wants to keep it open is free to counter.

I’ve never been a big, um, _poster_ on this site, but reading and lurking has been an important part of my professional journey.

Democracy

My boyfriend and our sausage dog.

Upgrading a >10-year-old codebase from PHP 5.4 to PHP8. Wish me `Warning: Undefined array key "luck" in tweet.php on line 127`.

RT @MenloKnights: ✅VOTE! Connor Grant is up for @BayAreaPrepsHQ / @mercnews Athlete of Week after he took gold in 50 free & teamed w/ Berry….

Last night I read my book just fine, like every other night. Tonight my book doesn’t work. Does my book need a software update? A reboot?.

Solved today’s Wordle

Shift+ESC.

RT @ChapulFarms: Breaking News by @Invest_RegenAg - @ChapulFarms raises $2.5 Million, Partners with @Nexus_PMG to Scale Insects as Waste an….

@ChapulFarms (If you want to learn more, Pat's recent interview on @TheBTUPod is an easy, solid introduction: .

@ChapulFarms I've gotten to know the Chapul Farms team over the last nine months, and they are absolutely fired up and whip-smart. Proud to be an investor. Let's go breed some black soldier flies!.

@ChapulFarms Fighting climate change is the most important task of our generation, and Chapul is proving you can do that effectively with low-tech solutions (breed flies off food waste, use their larvae as feed and their poop as fertilizer).

Extremely proud of my long-time friend Pat Crowley and his company @ChapulFarms:

I might be getting old.

How did I get to 42 without owning a pressure washer?. Spent a very satisfying day pressure-washing everything. Great sluices of dirt.

Inertia.

You got what I need.

The nice thing about reporting an abusive tweet on @Twitter is that then it says “Check out these other five abusive tweets are they related???” and then you get to see those too.

Docusign and Chill.