Hey @Phillies let @bryceharper3 know we all wish him congratulations on the birth of his baby. Now, just one question: What are we waiting for!?

Hey @MLBTV horrible look to crash on opening day. Can't login on desktop, phone or Amazon. Pathetic.

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An excellent idea, @CNN @CNNPolitics @MSNBC

PLEASE do NOT share this @DaveBautista message with @realdonaldtrump of the Trump family. It will upset them, and that would be so, so wrong. 😂 P.S. I will never get the giraffe image out of my head.

Hi @Phillies. Are you watching the NLCS? I hope so! Because the @dodgers are putting on a master class in plate discipline. Do you see what happens when you only swing at hittable pitches? Good, enjoy your offseason, come back smarter next year!

Oh Heavenly Father, I believed the @Phillies hype prior to the ASG and I committed the sin of pride. I thought they really were the best team in baseball. Oh Lord, how you have smited me! I beg your forgiveness. Amen 🙏

It’s $7,500 - not $10k.

It's not that it's fraud so much as it's stupid. At best, you've got a business tax deduction for the purchase. You realize income on the lease payments + the additional payroll tax on top of the salary/wages to do what, cover a note? I think you end up spending more than save.

Alright friends, help me understand this because this is an issue I run up against ALL the time. This is fraud. Full Stop. This would get picked up at audit, and with a stronger IRS referred over to IRS Criminal Investigations (you know those IRS Agents with guns). But help

Eclipse shots from Fort Worth. These do not do the totality justice. It got dark enough that the street lights came on.

So true.

Big play @bigplay24slay!

@realp411 Any update?

The Super Bowl is the most widely watched sporting event on television. Is there really someone out there who cares about the game that needs to get scoring updates from Twitter? Not every event needs real time commentary. Put down your phone and just watch the game.

Today’s a great day to sign Trea Turner #ringthebell #shortstop

We talked to the boss. 488 Retweets and we'll keep #Schwarberfest going. 🔥🔥🔥

I’ve been on the road all day. I saw The Queen is Dead was trending and for a brief moment, I let myself believe @officialmoz had agreed to a reunion tour. Take me back to dear ol’ Blighty!

The Republican Party cannot be the tough-on-crime party they claim to be when their leader is the biggest criminal in America.