I can't fucking believe the boat tweet is back. I don't post anything in a depressive haze for god knows how long and this fucking dumb joke still comes back to haunt me.

RT @Weredog: 🍆 💥 🍆 GIVEAWAY TIME! 💥 🍆 💥 . What would you do with £1000 to spend on Weredog toys? 🤔 . In the run up to Pride month and our B….

Balloons!.

Cohost was never going to survive but I was hoping against hope that it would anyway. A sliver of decorporatized space on the internet was such a breath of fresh air in the modern day. Back to not posting anything here instead of not posting anything there I guess.

FUCK I TURN 25 IN A WEEK WHAT THE FUCK.

That's right for the low low price of as low as 20 dollars you could have 1000 or more words from me, your favorite writer! And you could be contributing to helping my wife make me cum my brains out! Fuck if you wanna buy it for me I'll let *you* run it while I write your comm!.

Hey! I'm tryin' to be a long distance slut with my wife but I need money to do that! If you're in the mood to help me get my ass teledildonically pounded then you can pay me to write things! For the full price of my dream toy, you could get yourself a *6000* word story!.

I don't need an April Fool's joke, I could just say I'm finally gonna write something again and that'll probably end up not being true anyway ::').

RT @SpaceNCake1: It is Women Wednesday my dudes, have some on me :3

Anyway fuck me for making weird writing stuff I guess. You can still hmu in DMs for custom content at the rates discussed in my Carrd. It's been a while but I do still remember how to write stuff real good.

So, Patreon's totally cooked now. The threat of it was kinda why I stopped putting anything there to begin with though, it's hard to stay motivated when the threat of your whole platform getting nuked is constantly hovering in your peripheral vision.

Analog robot girls. .

RT @Weredog: Our birthday, Weredog Day, is just 2 weeks away on February 1st, so we're holding another HUGE giveaway as a way of saying tha….

I watched, I came, I voted for @Spencer_sunboy for the #GayVNAwards @GAYVN

It feels like I narrowly dodged the bullet on getting sucked into the discourse given that most of the people I see engaging are teenagers or in their early 20s. Shit like that'll rot your brain if you let it become a core part of your identity. Kill the cop in your head.

It feels like the overton window on what's considered "acceptable" porn is closing tighter and it's bringing out a generation of people who're trying to "one of the good ones" their way into avoiding the inevitable. Y'all need solidarity, not rapidly shrinking moral high ground.

Buggirls with egg-bloated abdomens celebrating Christmas by giving you all the gifts in their heavy, full sack of presents one after the next, until you're more stuffed than the stockings over the fireplace she's been breeding you next to the whole night long 💜.

Hey, if you're looking for some writing to be done for the holidays, I'm open for any length of writing (within reason) to be delivered by Christmas. I'm tight on money for the holidays and would appreciate some paying work so I can spoil my friends and partners like they deserve.

It goes a long way when the people you accuse of being "porn-brained" are a thousand times more well-adjusted than you are and have more varied interests on display because all you do is spend time hating things.

And yes this is about the JoCat situation. And Bunlith. And the Sundae Kids comic. Stop rubbing shoulders with the nazis hate brigading things just because you're a repressed miserable cunt who needs social justice language to justify why everyone else should be miserable too.