Matt
@Mweaver21
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@ColinKmetz I mean, I do both. I just have the "why am I not gaining weight" dilemma.
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@ColinKmetz As someone with almost bald tires on a vehicle that has almost no weight in the back - pls no.
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My inbox is full of broken dreams. So many deals I missed on cyber Monday because of the "Promotions" filtering on Gmail. Crap.
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This is my life in one comic.
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Eating cookies with powdered sugar at work is making me look like a crack addict. #IDontEvenCare #PowderedGoodness #CookiesAreLife
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@ColinKmetz This was a daily struggle for me that led to me just disabling desktop icons. #CleanDesktopForLife
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@ZlyZi0mal Diesel season is quickly approaching, glad I snagged one for myself so the race car can go into hiding. :)
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Can we get a presidential candidate that is for lowering protein prices?
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The wait to use this thing is always like 15 minutes
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Every time I think it's time for the race car to be put away for the winter the weather breaks again for it to be used. #yearoftheracecar
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I've had this gif open for like 2 weeks http://t.co/ErZcxnGMiQ
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Morning radio DJ's think listeners want to hear them speak far more than we want them to. #ShutUp #PlayMusic #WhyElseWouldIBeListening
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I've reached a whole new level of balls deep. Trying to send control, alt, delete 4 remote connections deep is like dividing by zero.
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When the work fire alarm is barely audible without my headphones in I'm beginning to think my employer wants us to work through fires.
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