Am I the only one who’s worried that I don’t speak my native language well enough to teach it to my children, then the language will disappear from the family? lol
Best signs to date in order:
Leo - How
Virgo - ‘bout
Capricorn- y’all
Cancer- just
Taurus - shut the fuck up
Aries - because
Scorpio - your sign
Gemini - really
Aquarius - don’t
Libra - mean
Sagittarius - shit
Pisces - periodt
In elementary, my ass was bullied for bringing the Asian foods my mom cooked for me. I really didn’t understand how your shitty PB&J was any better, Colby.
Can’t make this shit up. This girl who I have a dick appointment with said, “hi, I actually would like to cancel my reservation. Thank you.”
Am I just a fuckin’ restaurant to you? 😭😭😭
It pisses me off when in group photos, people Tag IG usernames all stacked in a corner. How tf we supposed to follow yo cute sss friend when I can’t click on it 😒
So my neighbor asked me to do product shots for her, but I’VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. Found out I needed thousands of dollars of equipment. I said $2 craft paper, tape, and cheap lights will do the job. How’d I do? 😂😂
HATE it when the girl you like say, “awh don’t look at me, I look like a boy without makeup on haha”
Bitch that ain’t no problem. If you think u look like a boy then shit I’m gay
So today my manager was wearing a pretty clean shirt. Asked him where he got it, and turns out he made it LAST YEAR, and has had his own clothing brand for a while
I just felt like this shirt and what his brand stands for is really important
Anyone tryna be my temporary boo this winter? The contract will expire 01/01/2019. However, if either you or I catch feelings, we cuffin’ and the contract will be extended until further notice
Lmao bitches really be gettin’ iced coffee in the middle of the day even when they don’t need it just to put themselves in a better mood. It’s me, I’m bitches
Why do Asian parents have the need to compare? “Well this person doesn’t have this, so they’re not spoiled like you, and they’re better because of that.” How tf does another person’s stuggles discount my efforts, making them arbitrarily better than me
I don’t even want a relationship, yo. I just want a someone to chill with, do cool activities, kiss once in awhile, have sex, maybe get married, but like as friends tho :/