MURIUKI🥶
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My wife still don’t know we named our daughter after my first love😭
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Y'all Ever Cried While Praying Because It's Really That Deep?😭
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**first day**
MATH TEACHER: Okay Guys We're Already Behind...😂
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I'm Single Because I Actually Want A Serious Relationship!
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Once A Girl Realises She Will Be Fine Without You, BRO ITS OVER!!
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Can't Wait To Hear, "Congratulations The World Is COVID-19 Free" In Jesus Name😭🙏🏽
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Blue ticks don’t scare us anymore...we’ve been talking to God for years now😂💔
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Y’all Dior’ing your girlfriends but your mom been wearing the same coat for 15 years now😭
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I knew i was toxic the day i cried over a girl i was already cheating on😂
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"You Can Come If You Want" Is The Most DISRESPECTFUL Shit Ever!!
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Yesterday I Showed My Twitter Account To My Psychiatrist!!
He Wants To Talk To All Of You😂😂
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My problem is one little argument and i already don’t see a future with us anymore😭
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parents can break your heart too but nobody is ready for this conversation
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When My Wife Sings I Make Sure I Go Outside To Prove To Neighbours I'm Not Beating Her😂💔
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Girls Share Their Nudes To Each Other Just For Fun..MEN, Don't You Think It's High Time??😂🤧🤧
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One Time I Asked Her, "So You Really Wanna Know The Truth?" And I Still Lied!😂😂💔
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**hits blunt**
IF JESUS IS GOD'S ONLY SON AND WE ARE ALL HIS CHILDREN.....ARE WE ALL GIRLS???
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My Neighbour Puts A Song On Repeat Til The Artist Begs For Water😆😆😆
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I Caught My Girl Cheating Then She Asked, "Will You Believe Me Or Your Eyes?" TF🤦🏽♂️😂😂
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Men Want To Be Called DADDY Until The Pregnancy Test Says Positive!🤣🤣
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Would You Disturb Two People Having S*x If Your Charger Is In Their Room And Your Battery Is 2%??
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If Heaven Gave You 1Hour To Speak To Someone You Lost, Who Would It Be?💔😞
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Only African People Would Buy A Dog And Name It Spider😂😂😂
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You're Afraid Of Heights And You Still Want To Go To Heaven, Are You Mad??😂😂
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After Raw Sex Then She Takes A List From Her Handbag And Writes Your Name In RED PEN!!😭😂
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I applied for a job just 26 minutes ago and they have already responded with a regret email😭wuueehh that was too fast buana!🤣🤣
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I come from a house where my mother made us wash the walls😭😭
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My Friend Played Gospel All The Way To His Interview And He Still Didn't Get The Job TF💀😹
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When You Playing Hard To Get But Realise No One Is Actually Trying To Get You🤣🤣
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My Girlfriend Posted A Picture And Captioned "My Mans" Guuuyyys I've Been Staring At This Picture For 5hrs And That Guy Is Not Me!😭😭
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University Has Made Me Realise A Lot Of People Will Change Just To Fit In😑😑
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Human Beings Can Actually Yawn Then Speak Afterwards But AFRICANS Prefer To Multitask😂😂
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Sex on the first date is not how you secure a boyfriend. It’s how you get a HUSBAND!
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Keep Your Relationship Private So You Can Have More Than One!
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I Want A Girl Who's Heart-broken So That I Can Finish Her Completely...is that too much to ask?😤😂
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Cheat On Her With A Regular Girl And Watch Her Cheat With A Guy You Look Up To😂💔
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When You're Waiting For Your HIV Results And The Doctor Comes With A Bible💔😭😂
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Girls Will Be 30 Talking About Getting Their Life Together. Sis IT'S OVER!!
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Nobody Knows A Story Better Than A MF Who Wasn't Even There🙄😂😂
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I don’t think many of you understand how supportive parents play a big role in shaping your future. That you can call your folks at any single point in life, and they are willing & ready to come through for you is a blessing many take for granted.💔
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Be The Guy Who Asks Her For Money. She Already Got 5 Men Giving Her Money!!
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Girls Be Like "Enjoy Your Day!" After They Ruined It🤦🏽♀️😂
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Sex supposed to happen naturally but boys are out here like "pleeeaasssee" the hell bro!?💔😂
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I’m officially the old person that hates teenagers in public places🤦🏽♂️
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One Minute I Want A Relationship, Next I Wanna Be Single. Girls Just Annoy Me!🤦🏽♂️😂💔
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Ladies Will Pass A Pregnancy Test Then Have Sex To Celebrate SMH😂😂
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Been fighting COVID-19 with the same mask since February. I know i’m up next😭😂
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As soon as they see you happy, they start telling people what you did in 2006😭😂
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R.I.P to all the conversations that died after you told them your prices🤣
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I hate when a girl tries to be sexy on phone...sis speak up i cant hear you!!!😂
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Don't Judge A Girl When You See Her In Different Cars. She Might Be A Mechanic😂😂
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I have made the hardest decision to pack my things and go back to the village. Life in the city has become unbearable. Just before that, lemme take this opportunity to ask you to pray for the spirit of discernment. Some people come to your life ONLY to DESTROY it!
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Only AFRICANS Believe Leaving Social Media Is "Getting Your Life Together"🤣🤣
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When Someone Says "With All Due Respect" They're About To Disrespect The Shit Out Of You!!😂😂
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Which category are you in?🤪
1. SH-Single and Happy
2. SF- Single and Flirting
3. SS- Single and Searching
4. MA- Married and Happy
5. TH- Taken and Happy
6. TNS- Taken but Not Satisfied
7. UC- Ultimate Cheater
8. FA- Forever Alone
8. LAH- Lesbian and Happy
9. GAH- Gay and Happy
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The WORST thing you can do in LIFE is date someone who is POOR in TEXTING!!
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Why are people so heartless like this? Reaching a point where you don’t mind infecting others with HIV is soo shocking😤😤😤
Issaa thread👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
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Last Time I Checked Through A Lady's Phone, I Didn't Laugh For 7 Months!😭😂💔
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I’m 20 and i still don’t have kids. What could be the problem please😭😭😭
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This Girl Went Through My Phone & Started Packing, I Think We Going Out Of Town☺️😂
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Lord, your daughters have refused to grow....they still playing with toys😭😂😂
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Sometimes The ONLY Thing You Did WRONG In A Relationship Was To Stay For Too Long💔
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Sometimes You Have To Trust God And leave A Supermarket Without Paying!!
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That walk back to the house coz i forgot my mask be pissing me off TF🤦🏽♂️😂
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School Not Even About Learning Anymore. It's About Passing!!😭😭
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Those Ladies Who Suck Our KNEES During Sex, May Thunder Strike You Twice✋🏾🚶🏽♂️
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Ladies Will BREAK UP With You And CHEAT On Their NEW Boyfriends With You smdh😤😆
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Girls Will Be At Your Crib For Upto 18months And Still Not Go To The Toilet. Please What Is The Secret??😂😂
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I HAVE 6 EGGS...
I Broke Two
I Fried Two
I Ate Two
How Many Eggs Have Remained?
99% WILL FAIL!!😜😜
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Been single all year and still went through relationship problems wtf😭😂
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In Africa, celebrities at the mall will stare at you until you recognise them😂😂
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Dr. Rachel Scott, The Only Doctor In The World Who Can Save Us From COVID-19. All She Needs Is A Lab In A Ship! 😂
#covid19kenya
#CoronaVirusUpdates
#coronaviruskenya
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If she’s above 24 but single...she’s single for a reason. Leave her alone!!
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just because you fat doesn't mean the front seat is automatically yours🤦🏽♂️🤣
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Some Ladies Like Skinny Guys Because They Can Beat Them😭😂😂
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Females cheat so good they can have you smoke with their side niggars😂🚮
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At My FUNERAL Please Say Something Funny So I Can Sit Up And Be Like "I'M DEAD"💀😂😂
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Ladies Calling Each Other 'sis' Cause They Out Here Calling The Same Guy 'daddy'😂😂
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Be His Problem, He Already Got 5 Chics Trying To Be His Peace. STAND OUT SIS!!
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Seniors In Uni Will Always Be Making Freshman Jokes But Taking Freshman Classes😹😹
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Samia Suluhu becomes Tanzania’s & East Africa’s first female president defeating Ann Waiguru’s dream💔😭
#ripmagufuli
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I actually want a real girlfriend. I’m tired of these 14-day free trials😭😂
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I just bought an Iphone 5s...Android users, when will you upgrade?😤🙄
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BOYS DON’T CARE ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP UNTIL YOU LEAVE THEM!
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Interior CS Kithure Kindiki must put a STOP to these public holidays. From January to date Kenya (3rd world country) has had 10 public holidays already- the highest in the world excluding weekends. Are we really serious with life?
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STOP RETWEETING YOUR OWN TWEETS, WE COMING JUST GIVE US A MINUTE!😂😂
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