Slake test. Perennial rye on the left. Fallow field on the right. Samples were taken 200 m apart.

On election night the Prime Minister said he had heard the frustrations of SK people & would take action to address those concerns. Today I expected to hear what he planned to do. What I heard was more of the same. Nothing has changed. The PM may have abandoned SK but I will not

@CTVKahla where do you find this information

http://t.co/9P27Ry4eXr At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I'm forty. I have one.

if you have penciled-on eyebrows I can't hear a word you're saying because I'm staring at them http://t.co/ObH5mwModh

Leave it to the military to take a fun activity like a clusterfuck and put a negative spin on it. http://t.co/Jbz75CZ5Bb

http://t.co/4RMZq5omuI "I'll hand you your change in the most inconvenient way possible!" - Cashiers

http://t.co/2ItDTNnIRu "A ghost took a dump all over the house!!!" - Paranormal Activia

It's hard to do stuff because, you know, internet. http://t.co/3k1KRA0qfr

I need to buy a new alarm clock. The one I have keeps going off while I'm asleep. http://t.co/O8zMNetWpN

Just converted my savings to pesos and HOLY SHIT am I rich!!!!!!!! http://t.co/Ict7wq9rRr

LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco. http://t.co/Sc79TQe29t

http://t.co/q8eFZRjApy You never hear skinny people saying, "I'm just small boned."

http://t.co/MpgphlXE2i The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

http://t.co/CrWqtBgFrx If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

http://t.co/GwWkKrmTyU It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

http://t.co/36DYzL0QVK How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

http://t.co/IyUVPa6gTt In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

http://t.co/OGQ1lJwyoC Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.