Mt. Hood
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It’s the end of the year, which means it’s time for volcano yearbook awards! Hold on to your butts! 🧵
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Fire danger is high that means
NO BURNING SHIT I SWEAR TO GOD DO NOT BURN DOWN MY FUCKING FOREST
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If you bitches light fireworks in my fucking forests again I will show no mercy
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I have no bad angles
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I am certain of 2 things:
1. $8 for a pumpkin spice latte is crazy
2. Mt. Rainier is a lil bitch
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If you’re still unsure if climate change is real, just take a look at the fact that I’m still naked in December.
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When I suggested we all get baked, this is not what I meant.
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In honor of pride month I’ve decided to spare the girls, gays, and theys from volcanic activity.
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Just taking in the view before I destroy it
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Tell me what town your from, and I’ll tell you if I’m planning on destroying or not.
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People who don’t use the Oxford comma are banned from Mt. Hood
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Just popping in to say fuk this guy thanks have a great day
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GIVE ME ATTENTION OR I’LL SHAKE THE GROUND
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That’s a lot of quakes my friend. What are you doing? Practicing micro- pyroclastics?
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It’s always “Mt. Hood, give us snow,” and never “Mt. Hood, how are you doing?”
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Girls don’t want flowers. Girls want you to know the volcano coordination plan specific to your area.
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She’s beauty and she’s grace. She’ll throw pyroclastic flow in your face.
Sunrise at Columbia River and Mt. Hood in Washington
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Unlike many of you, I actually perform quite well under pressure.
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The chances of your local volcano destroying your home are slim.
But never zero.
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Christ, you guys! It’s the 4th of July, not D Day! REIN IT IN!
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Now before me, mortals.
Sunrise at Columbia River and Mt. Hood in Washington
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We recommend not doing that
Woman survives falling hundreds of feet on Mt. Hood: "I owe them my life"
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Why would I light up a Christmas tree when I can light up Portland instead?
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Don’t forget to set out a joint and a can of small batch IPA for the big man tonight
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I will not be body shamed
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Look who’s trying to be relevant 😍
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Ma’am, this this the pnw… there’s no daylight to be saved.
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MY GOD WHAT AN EYESORE
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Just say Mt Rainier
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⚪️ Single
⚪️ Taken
🔘 In a situationship for the last 500,000 years
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But I can see you 👁️👄👁️
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New drinking game: take a shot every time someone says “we needed the rain”
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I didn’t realize we were cancelling “No Erupt November” this year
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Don’t be afraid to throw that horrible coworker into a volcano
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My favorite thing about Glacier Peak is that she could kill us all with a single thought but chooses not to
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There’s not enough discord on Twitter right now so fuck the Steelers or something like that
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This holiday season, give the gift of life with a volcano coordination plan.
Or go down in flames. Your choice.
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It’s always “when will Mt. Hood erupt?” And never “how is Mt Hood?”
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Nervous in social settings? Have you tried reminding everyone that they live on a subduction zone?
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TW: Sappy
Happy new year to all my Hood rat freaks! Another incredible year of wreaking havoc on rocket boy’s app. We laughed. We cried. We blocked bitches along the way. And I wouldn’t change a second of it because it brought me to all you hoes. Mommy Hood loves you! Mwah! 💋💋
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Pick your dog’s shit up from my trails or I will release the lahar.
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What’s everyone going to be for Halloween? I’m going as emotional stability.
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Yeah sex is great, but have you tried familiarizing yourself with the geologic hazards in your area?
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Pls stop blaming me for the climate change y’all bitches are causing
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Notice how the sun revolves around me
Beautiful shot of the sunrise over Mt. Hood this morning. Thank you to Sarah Foster for sharing!
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I make the bedrock
A magnitude 3.0 earthquake shook Mt. Hood Tuesday at around 2:35 p.m.
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People who drink sugar free Red Bull are banned from Mt. Hood.
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Plz don’t post my nudes without my permission
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Hey Mt Hood
@MtHoodUpdates
. I was on you last week and took these pictures. It's that time of year when you start looking a bit dirty, but still with hints of blue glacier ice. Farther away looks more like what I'm used to. I'll post a more distant shot in another tweet.
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I’m located near several hospitals for your convenience when I explode
Happy Tuesday friends 😘Mt. Hood view from the crazy Portland Hospital on the hill where I had an appointment.
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People who don’t wash their rice before cooking it are banned from Mt. Hood.
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There are only 2 things I hate: snowboarders and that big bulbous bitch up north
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