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Cam Petti

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He/Him/His | Writer and co-creator of Skeleton Bay Detective Agency | Freelance Writer/Video Editor/Comedian | Inventor of the Double Decker Deluxe PB&J

Joined November 2010
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Cam Petti
3 years
Game Changer is one of the most original, interesting, and fun shows right now, demonstrating what new ideas look like in the streaming age. It takes the WELL-worn format game show and uses it for some truly amazing entertainment. There absolutely should be a #emmyforgamechanger
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Cam Petti
3 years
I feel like we're calling ChatGPT "artifical intelligence" like we called those Segway skateboards "hoverboards"
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Nathalie Vincent
3 years
Hey Creatives - get in the habit turning your fave tv/ film/ ad/ music video techniques into gifs that you can use when you are presenting scripts. Here are some of my faves i've used recently. Feel free to steal!
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Randall Munroe
3 years
My mom sent me some papers that belonged to my grandfather, Darwin Randall Crum, which included a collection of “Disfrustrating Puzzles” he created
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Chris Thorburn
5 years
watching a film from 2004
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BTAS Podcast
3 years
A little story about Kevin Conroy. Back when I started making this podcast, I used to invite the guest voice actors from Batman: The Animated Series to record in-character commercial parodies.
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Tony Tost
3 years
Congratulations to John Fetterman for being the first key grip elected to the US Senate.
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Cam Petti
3 years
Follow up: as a representative of the non-partner first timers, I can confidently say the show was amazing and I can't wait to add you to my weekly podcast rotation! #StillStandingAnonymous
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Cam Petti
3 years
Chicago is BIG on the daily use contacts #StillStandingAnonymous
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Cam Petti
3 years
MJ was there for Fruit of the Loom tattoos, but he backed out at the last minute, it was actually really messed up #StillStandingAnonymous
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Cam Petti
3 years
As someone currently wearing contacts, uh. What's wrong with contacts? #StillStandingAnonymous
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Cam Petti
3 years
The standing count for glasses removal: 5 times #StillStandingAnonymous
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Cam Petti
3 years
Side note, "splitting up 8 kids ago" is still... *checks math*... still eight kids in 😲 #StillStandingAnonymous
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Cam Petti
3 years
We need the white board again #StillStandingAnonymous
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Cam Petti
3 years
I've never heard of anyone being dragged to a green card marriage #StillStandingAnonymous
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Cam Petti
3 years
Considering how many deaths in her life were "accidents", we should go back and investigate that falling beam again...😬 #StillStandingAnonymous
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Cam Petti
3 years
We needed a white board for the family tree, we ALSO need the board for this friend group... #StillStandingAnonymous
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Cam Petti
3 years
Vegas Tattoo is a STRONG second place to IHOP Husband #StillStandingAnonymous
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Cam Petti
3 years
A concussion should at LEAST get you an Affy Taple #StillStandingAnonymous
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Cam Petti
3 years
I vote that the next Knives Out is based on your life #StillStandingAnonymous
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