Leana Lane📍DC | 🚊 NYC 12/1-12/4
@MsLeanaLane
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Charming Intellectual. Darling Deviant. Unabashed Bisexual Hedonist. Cuddler Extraordinaire. Vaxxed, Not Waxed.
DC + wherever you are ✈️
Joined October 2015
I’m delighted to announce that I’ll be blowing my way (hehe) into the Windy City next month! 🏙️ Chicago 11/5-11/7 ✈️ Chicago is full of hidden gems and I, for one, can’t get enough. Let’s do some urban exploring together! 😉 💌 https://t.co/xiUpOIjGxL
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I highly recommend it if you have the chance to visit the Art Institute anytime soon!
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Tucked away on the lower level of the AIC, this Pixy Liao exhibition is one of my favorite photography exhibitions I’ve ever seen. She stages playful, uncanny photos with her boyfriend that comment on domestic life and poke fun at gender roles (& tbh seem genuinely kinky to me)
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Please enjoy this photo @BuonarrotiCh took of me moments after I gleefully rescued this luggage rack from a trash pile on the sidewalk 🧳 Not pictured: our longtime client waiting patiently. Duo dates with us are always an adventure! 😅🤣
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Dinner at Schwa was such an unexpected treat! Apparently, it’s impossible to have a bad meal in Chicago 😋
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Gentle reminder that a date isn’t a date without a deposit, and waiting several days to send it often means I’m no longer available. I curate my clientele with intention. Having everything in order before reaching out (or communicating delays—life happens) goes a long way 🤍
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Some girl and I just complimented each other’s vintage coats at the exact same moment. I love Chicago 😍😭
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A good omen for my trip to Chicago! 🐞 Catch me while you can (today-Friday) 🗓️ Before you know it, I’ll be flying away… let’s not miss each other 😘 💌 https://t.co/xiUpOIjGxL
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I just received Krewe Prescription Eyeglasses via Throne. Thank you so much! https://t.co/8BcTaWaLxk
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Take note, loves 😘
I’ve had a few say it over time - “I want to be your favorite.” It made me think… maybe I should share how that actually happens. So, here’s your little cheat sheet 🌹 - You help me check things off my bucket list. - We prioritize time outside the bedroom as much as inside. -
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Hello, Chicago! I’ll be winging my way to you in just a few short days ✈️ Nov 5-7 🗓️✍️ Let’s connect! 💌 https://t.co/xiUpOIjGxL In the meantime, drop your fave restaurant and culture recommendations in the comments 😋 What should I absolutely not miss?
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Happy Halloween to the baddies who are sluts not just once a year, but all year long 😈
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We’re (both) back in DC and better than ever. What are you waiting for? 😏
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I’m delighted to announce that I’ll be blowing my way (hehe) into the Windy City next month! 🏙️ Chicago 11/5-11/7 ✈️ Chicago is full of hidden gems and I, for one, can’t get enough. Let’s do some urban exploring together! 😉 💌 https://t.co/xiUpOIjGxL
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Celebrating the one year anniversary of my turntable and sound system 🎉🎉 It’s been lowkey life-changing to be able to nurture my love of music in a physical format. So much gratitude to the generous benefactors who made it happen! Also, Pat Benatar is such a babe 😍🥵💦
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It’s that time of year again… 😏
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I just want to take a tour of an old decrepit Victorian, then sip a digestif in the glow of cobweb-covered antique candelabras, while ethereal gramophone music plays in the background, and maybe meet a ghost or two
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Is it too much to ask for a *wholesome* haunted house attraction? I don’t actually want to have the living daylights scared out of me while being chased by a serial killer with a chainsaw.
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