@MsCaShawn
Miss Shawn! FKA @thepbg
5 years
I caught my husband looking at my feet. He looked up at, cleared his throat and said "One of my goals for 2019 is to afford to give you a regular allowance for that." The humbling of marriage continues.
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@MsCaShawn
Miss Shawn! FKA @thepbg
5 years
Yes, my toe nails are too long.
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@fortyoneacres
Brandon Westside
5 years
@thepbg Ha! Good goals. Lol
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@MsCaShawn
Miss Shawn! FKA @thepbg
5 years
@fortyoneacres Good goals & good answer, since he's minding my business. πŸ˜‚
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@allcurledup
Elle Elle Jones
5 years
@thepbg Chop Chop then!! Lol
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@MsCaShawn
Miss Shawn! FKA @thepbg
5 years
@allcurledup Okay? Like give me that right now!
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@Karnythia
Mikki Kendall
5 years
@thepbg I said something to mine about my cheekbones being hidden as I age. He lovingly stroked my cheek & said "You never had cheekbones."
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@MsCaShawn
Miss Shawn! FKA @thepbg
5 years
@Karnythia What is wrong with these husbands?? Outta pocket!!
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@ReignOfApril
April
5 years
@thepbg Sis. I....
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@MsCaShawn
Miss Shawn! FKA @thepbg
5 years
@ReignOfApril I'm gonna snatch his wallet like we're the Jetsons.
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@BlackHannibal
Victor Steele
5 years
@thepbg So that's what a petty cure is?
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@MsCaShawn
Miss Shawn! FKA @thepbg
5 years
@BlackHannibal I'm pretty sure that is what a petty cure is.
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@hold_vintage
hold_vintage (she/her)
5 years
@thepbg @ReignOfApril Why are men so fixated on feet, though? ?
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@MsCaShawn
Miss Shawn! FKA @thepbg
5 years
@hold_vintage @ReignOfApril He doesn't really "do" feet, but mine caught his attention for some reason. Must have been the long nails. πŸ˜‚
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@Bat_MaaM
Hunker downer
5 years
@thepbg Them's workin feet. Does he prefer feet that ain't been thru nothin or some Ole sittin at the desk twiddlin they toes feet? πŸ˜‚
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@MsCaShawn
Miss Shawn! FKA @thepbg
5 years
@Bat_MaaM πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Bigboysplash
My father's son
5 years
@thepbg @deray I told my wife the other day how much I love her double chin....that gets me compliment points right?
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@MsCaShawn
Miss Shawn! FKA @thepbg
5 years
@Bigboysplash @deray It's gonna get you bopped on the head.
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@MsCaShawn
Miss Shawn! FKA @thepbg
5 years
I just told the Old Man how man likes that tweet about him jonin' on my feet got. He can't believe I still be tweeting. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@empressselah
Selah
5 years
@thepbg My husband once dubbed me β€œChief Knife Toe.” I’ve tried to not be that busy again between appts. I also name his farts. Told him they’re entities and should put something on this mortgage. We’re in love.
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@MsCaShawn
Miss Shawn! FKA @thepbg
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