I am very far past my people-pleasing era and this is never as obvious to me as it is when people I work with are outrageously rude to people who work for me. Honestly. Let's dance, you and I. (Not about school)

RT @HANorthEast: Check out our HA North East Network CPD Programme for 2025-2026!. We start the year with @MrsThorn….

The absolute state of my local Facebook group 🙄

This might be my favourite abstract I've ever read.

I remember taking this train home from Llandudno once, only it was dark and then there was a car crash on the level crossing at Craven Arms and the journey took 7 hours. But we've just passed Craven Arms so I am feeling positive.

Getting home from #HAConf25 and I've somehow ended up on the Chester-Cardiff train which is stopping at any number of small border towns. This is a gorgeous journey. I have so far seen countless sheep and their springy offspring, a few llamas and a lot of rolling hills.

Oooh white smoke 👀.

RT @FHSBristol: We are on the search for a Deputy SENDCo to deliver outstanding outcomes for SEND pupils at our diverse, friendly and ambit….

So @lufthansa is optimistically expecting to board an entire plane in 31 seconds 🙄.Naturally nobody is telling us anything. Why are airlines still so bad at this? Just tell us what is happening!

Tears rolling down my face laughing.

Also there is treasure in the children's section. Who knew?

My niece, aged 5: CAN WE GO TO THE BOOKSHOP NOW?.Weeping with pride.

Been working on this remix, hoping to collab with Charlie XCX on a future version of #Brat. I think it would fit well on 'Brat but it's so mainstream now that we can't call it Brat we have to say Troubled Child'.

New obsession. nerdlegame 979 2/6. ⬛⬛🟩🟪⬛🟩🟩⬛.🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩.

Hi @dhlexpressuk are you able to help me? I've just had a note to expect delivery today and I really want to ensure they come to the correct house this time. Thanks.

Really sad to hear that Helen Snelson has passed away 😔 I enjoyed every bit of time we spent together. She's leaving such a big gap.

I've got 2 hours free in London today. What should I do? Anybody been to the Tudors exhibition at the NPG?.

Sitting on Southsea Common, exactly where I used to play lacrosse when I was at school ('play'), @VictoriousFest. Louis Tomlinson has just complained to the crowd that it's windy. Trying being here in January in a gym skirt, Louis.

Neighbour found the van near the depot and the bumper was hanging off. @RoyalMail meant to come out today to inspect wall but being well cagey about it now. Honestly 🙄 as if we would all collude to make this up! Not even sure why he was on the access road in the first place.

So, 4 weeks ago, a @RoyalMail van reversed into our neighbour's wall, causing a lot of damage. Neighbour saw it, we both heard it. Drove off without stopping. We both got the numberplate and both reported it. Now @RoyalMail are saying there's no evidence 🙄.