The Stoned Baker 🍃😮💨
@MrsJumpman23
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I Bake And Cook Shit 🎂🥘 Sneaker-head👟Aries Gang ♈️ We Support Sluts & Whores😈Save Your Opinions, I Don’t Care 🤷🏾♀️
Chicago, IL
Joined August 2024
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Good! I can sleep in peace 😭
A nigga will fuck the shit out of you then hop on the game like nun happened 😂
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But early is better than late!
Damn Mother Nature done came early on my ass!
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Transparent moment, I use fresh garlic like 90% of the time but when it’s a low stakes dish and ion feel like it, that jarlic gon hold me down 😭😭
Once you start cooking with fresh garlic, you’ll never go back to the jar stuff.
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I think cupcake boards are still my favorite though
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My teachers are YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram lbs
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The progression is literally amazing! All self taught! 🥰🫶🏾
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Yall where can I get a prime rib from??? I’m making one for Christmas and I want a good quality one
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I really don’t care if people use filters or judge about it because in person is even better. You could literally never play on my face card.
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The inspiration on the left the execution on the right - the birthday girl wanted majority pink! Did I nail it or nah? 🩷🖤 2 layer vanilla cake with strawberry filling! Book Me! Booking 🔗 in bio!
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4PM really the best cuz by 8, after a few drinks and blunts, you ready to eat again 😮💨
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And so fuckin unnecessary!! 😣
This is traumatic
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Aye old ppl be having life fucked up thinking they can say whatever tf they wanna say and u just deal with it! Idk who that old hearing aid needing bitch thought she was feeling like but she had the right mf tonight!
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Baby that second day I be wanting to unalive something cuz of how much pain I be in and having PCOS makes it even worse! I have literal clots of blood! 😣
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Omggg the wink!! 🥹🥹
The cuteness that's been lighting up your timeline is back in arena tonight 🍿
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My mommy calls me her baby and I’m 34 years old 🥰🥰
I love when Black women say “my baby” when they’re talking about their actual baby. Especially when the baby is 27.
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This girl I like just invited me to come outside tonight 😫😩Why everybody tryna link with me on the weekend that I look like who shot John and forgot to kill him?! 😭😭
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I’m a nasty bitch when it comes to him so
Calling ur partner daddy is so nasty bitch
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