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“How do you know about that?” You told me
the worst part of being a good listener is that people get creeped out by the information I've retained about them just from listening
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some ppl call it doomscrolling but for me it’s joyscrolling cause i love watching videos that make me laugh
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When I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that- because I'll move to a wealthy neighborhood
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Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, don’t look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink.🤷♂️😂
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“Nessa Rose died” “✋🏽😨🤚🏽”
My friend said “Cynthia Bailey and Ariana Grande” and I haven’t stopped laughing since 😂
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Propaganda I'm not falling for:
A man can love you deeply and still cheat on you accidentally.
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EEEEEYUCKKKKK
I want men only to answer this: as a woman, what can we offer you so you wouldn’t leave us for another woman?
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Kicked yours too LMAOOOO
"accept" and "expect" be Kicking y'all ass
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release the tapes
Jon M. Chu told EW that Jonathan Bailey improvised the moment before ‘As Long As You’re Mine’ starts, when Fiyero takes off Elphaba’s cape: “And this moment was way longer than what they did in the film. I mean, it was f*ing 20 minutes. They just stared at each other.
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I loveeee a sidewalk confession no rehearsed reads just authentic humor
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sometimes u just gotta say "im gonna kill myself" then keep it movin
"i'm going to kms"- a person who's going to be alive tomorrow
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put him in anything. IN ME, if you have to!
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Kate Sharma: I am leaving for India Anthony Bridgerton:
Kate said she was leaving for India and it scrambled Anthony’s brain so much he didn’t make any sense and talked in circles this entire scene 😭
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if i send you this it means i crossed a bridge i didn’t know i crossed until i crossed
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